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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 18:32:23 No.36330204 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>36330208 >>36330210 >>36330374 >>36330785 >>36330913 >>36331155

>Garchomp and Flygon are rivals
What did they mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 18:33:01 No.36330208 Report

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>>36330204
Did you not watch the episode?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 18:33:24 No.36330210 Report

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>>36330204
They're both Ground/Dragon, is it really that surprising?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 18:35:12 No.36330225 Report

Quoted By: >>36330368 >>36330409 >>36330818 >>36331141

ha ha wouldn't it be funny if they made bets and loser has to suck the other off lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 18:35:22 No.36330226 Report

Quoted By: >>36330290

virgin flygon vs chad garchomp

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 18:44:13 No.36330286 Report

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Those hips....I can't contain myself when she has hips that wide...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 18:44:35 No.36330290 Report

Quoted By: >>36330428 >>36330469

>>36330226

>The Chad Garchu
>Doesn't need a mega to be viable
>Gets one anyway
>Still manages to be stronger than it's mega
>Doesn't need dragon dance to be viable
>Solid starter deck in the TCG
>Associated with one of the most popular characters

>The Virgin flygon
>Needs a mega to be viable
>Cucked out of a mega
>Got dragon dance and still shit
>Completely irrelevant in the TCG
>Associated with a literal who in a shit remake
Flygonfags will never recover.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:00:10 No.36330354 Report

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:03:18 No.36330368 Report

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>>36330225
ha ha yeah and wouldn’t it be great if they went double or nothing and the loser and to sniff the winners farts ha ha lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:05:36 No.36330374 Report

Quoted By: >>36330398

>>36330204
>Sexual rivals

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:05:47 No.36330375 Report

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Can Flygon carry Turtonator in its arms while flying?

If not, then Garchomp is superior.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:10:27 No.36330387 Report

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>>36330368
I'd lose to flygon on intentionally

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:11:30 No.36330393 Report

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>>36330375
Garchomp holding anything while flying doesn't make any sense. What the fuck were they thinking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:12:19 No.36330398 Report

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>>36330374
haha what do they do when no one else is around?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:14:26 No.36330409 Report

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>>36330225
i want to suck off both of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:17:41 No.36330428 Report

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>>36330290
What character

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:20:05 No.36330447 Report

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>>36330428
The Secret bases guy in ORAS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:21:41 No.36330456 Report

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>>36330428
Ash and Cynthia

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:21:43 No.36330457 Report

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>>36330368

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:22:46 No.36330462 Report

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>>36330375
garchomp can fly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:23:52 No.36330469 Report

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>>36330290
make pic plz

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:25:34 No.36330479 Report

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>>36330456
I dislike both those characters

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:25:46 No.36330480 Report

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>>36330479
ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:27:53 No.36330498 Report

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>>36330462
>Pokemon that looks like a jet plane not being able to fly

What did you expect

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:30:28 No.36330509 Report

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>>36330498
shit meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:33:31 No.36330537 Report

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>>36330462
Indeed. Though the fact that it exerts no physical motion whatsoever while doing so seems to draw inspiration from the unmoving qualities of the jet aircraft that gave credence to Garchomp's design, fitting since it isn't based on an animal that flies, but rather a vehicle. That's always been my theory, anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:00:21 No.36330708 Report

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>>36330462
>When it folds up its body and extends its wings, it looks like a jet plane. It flies at sonic speed.
>It flies at speeds equals to a jet fighter plane. It never allows its prey to escape.
>It can fly at speeds rivaling jet planes. It dives into flocks of bird Pokémon and gulps the entire flock down whole.
>It flies at the speed of sound while searching for prey, and it has midair battles with Salamence as the two compete for food.
>Excess energy melted its arms and wings, transforming them into giant scythes.
Literally in the dex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:20:49 No.36330785 Report

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>>36330204
don't they live apart geographically?

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:24:11 No.36330810 Report

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>>36330785
She's talking about her Ride Flygon and Ash's Ride Garchomp

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:25:55 No.36330818 Report

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>>36330225
Comic/doujin/fic/anything of Garchomp and Flygon having hatesex FUCKING WHEN?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:27:30 No.36330825 Report

Quoted By: >>36330864 >>36330905

>>36330810
Pseudos are supposed to be some of the rarest pokemon that exist, and the anime uses them all the time in these cheap roles. Tyranitar was a jobber for one off villains before Alain. Sycamore has a mega garchomp. Alola has a drgonair, and a garchomp as taxis. Fuck the anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:36:06 No.36330864 Report

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>>36330825
Considering that Lusamine gave them these Pokemon specifically for battling Ultra Beasts, I'd say them being strong species is 100% justified

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:38:38 No.36330877 Report

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>>36330864
Maybe if they actually cared they'd use something stronger than the shitmon second stage evolutions of pseudos. Pseudos are rare, and that includes their first 2 stages, but they aren't strong until their final form. Metang, and Dragonair are both worse than Flygon and Zard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:39:18 No.36330879 Report

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>>36330462
It happened in almost every Cynthia episode in DP/BW.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:45:06 No.36330905 Report

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>>36330825
>Pseudos are supposed to be some of the rarest pokemon that exist
No they aren't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:46:57 No.36330913 Report

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>>36330204
>Ash’s Garchomp and Mallow’s Flygon are rivals
ftfy

Canonically they don’t even live in the same biome

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:52:00 No.36330930 Report

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>>36330905

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:53:39 No.36330939 Report

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>>36330930
That's in the wild. Captured Pokemon can be bred at any quantity. The Pokedex also doesn't mesh with how the Pokemon are found in numerous regions. Dratini is a damn Game Corner prize.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:54:56 No.36330945 Report

Quoted By: >>36330960 >>36330976 >>36330997

>>36330939
Pokedex > game mechanics in order of canon. Dragonie and its line is canonically rare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:55:32 No.36330948 Report

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>>36330939
>Dratini is a damn Game Corner prize
taking this opportunity to say Lusamine just goes out and buys rare Pokemon to collect, which is why she has them on hand

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:57:10 No.36330960 Report

Quoted By: >>36330965

>>36330945
And Ride Pokemon are canonically bred and raised specifically for that job, as revealed by the NPC who gives you the TM for Fly in the games

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:57:56 No.36330965 Report

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>>36330960
And sun and moon are canonically shitty cancer below even Black and White.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:59:36 No.36330976 Report

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>>36330945
>Pokedex >
Pokedex is garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 20:59:39 No.36330977 Report

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>>36330965
No one asked you, PokeBarneyfag. Tits or GTFO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:00:44 No.36330984 Report

Quoted By: >>36331006

>>36330976
We have no reason to doubt the Pokedex. We see Pokemon doing the things the Pokedex says it can do all the time in official Pokemon media.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:03:59 No.36330997 Report

Quoted By: >>36331007 >>36331013 >>36331024

>>36330945
Isn't Pokedex written by a 10 yo trainer?
If half of the dex entries were accurate, the Pokemon world would be doomed desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:04:05 No.36330998 Report

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>>36330785
Pokémon live in more than 1 region. Pretty sure they appear in the same areas in various games. Besides she's specifically talking about Lusamine's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:05:52 No.36331006 Report

Quoted By: >>36331022 >>36331025

>>36330984
>We have no reason to doubt the Pokedex.
Except for the fact that it's garbage.
>Its body temperature is roughly 18,000 degrees F
>Born deep underground, this Pokémon becomes a pupa after eating enough dirt to make a mountain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:06:00 No.36331007 Report

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>>36330997
The pokemon world regularly has evil terrorist organizations almost destroy the world

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:07:09 No.36331013 Report

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>>36330997
Supposedly it magically acquires data from scanning a Pokemon. Even if they were written by the trainer, the Kalos Pokedex entries of old Pokemon were all retreads but the MC is 17.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:09:01 No.36331022 Report

Quoted By: >>36331033 >>36331042

>>36331006
Pokemon takes place in a fantasy world, the laws and physics of our world don't apply to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:09:50 No.36331024 Report

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>>36330997
No, that's just a meme. Canonically, the Pokedex writes itself.

And in the case of the Rotom Dex, Rotom is writing the entries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:10:01 No.36331025 Report

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>>36331006
Just accept that Game Freak pulls numbers out of their asses (like with weights) and the Pokedex has no real problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:11:46 No.36331033 Report

Quoted By: >>36331058

>>36331022
That's a copout excuse since the Pokemon world itself functions like ours. The people in it are still humans. Nothing suggests their Earth functioning differently but your head canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:13:04 No.36331042 Report

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>>36331022
Stop using that argument, please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:13:54 No.36331051 Report

Quoted By: >>36331099

>>36330939
>Captured Pokemon can be bred at any quantity.
Yea, obviously, for the same reason that captured pandas can be bred at any quantity in the real world

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:14:59 No.36331058 Report

Quoted By: >>36331079 >>36331080 >>36331099 >>36331362

>>36331033
This is from the official Pokemon franchise guidebook.

The world of Pokemon looks similar to and is based on ours, but it's strictly a fantasy world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:19:17 No.36331079 Report

Quoted By: >>36331090 >>36331092

>>36331058
"There are no animals"
Then, explain how that fucking Pokedex knows what a mouse is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:19:22 No.36331080 Report

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>>36331058
>It is important to be aware of these distinctions among product lines and not mix elements from one medium into another.
>There a no real animals in the Pokémon world
>Even though some Pokémon have genders, never refer to them. Avoid gender-specific pronouns when possible and instead use "it".
So much salt to make all these furries cry. That's delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:20:24 No.36331090 Report

Quoted By: >>36331106

>>36331079
Simple: the world of Pokémon is inherently incoherent as it was designed for 6-9 years old children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:21:04 No.36331092 Report

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>>36331079
Simple, "mouse" and "dog" are just words used to describe certain kinds of Pokemon in the same way describe certain kids of animals.

For us, "dog" means Chihuahua or German Shepherd.

For Pokemon, "dog" means Arcanine or Stoutland.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:22:08 No.36331099 Report

Quoted By: >>36331106 >>36331120

>>36331051
Completely different situations. Pandas can only breed with Pandas while Pokemon can breed with tons of different species. Pokemon aren't known to have behavioral problems while in captivity either which is why real world animals have troubles breeding in captivity.

>>36331058
We've seen normal animals in the anime and the Pokedex has referenced them in the games. This guidebook doesn't even hint on the points I was getting at. Larvitar doesn't need to eat a mountain''s worth of dirt to evolve and there is no explanation for Macargo's temperature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:24:09 No.36331106 Report

Quoted By: >>36331114 >>36331116

>>36331099
>This guidebook doesn't even hint on the points I was getting at. Larvitar doesn't need to eat a mountain''s worth of dirt to evolve and there is no explanation for Macargo's temperature.
See >>36331090

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:25:44 No.36331114 Report

Quoted By: >>36331130 >>36331139

>>36331106
So the Pokedex is bullshit and contradicts what we see? Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:25:56 No.36331116 Report

Quoted By: >>36331130

>>36331106
Then, Pokedex is garbage, and >>36330976 was right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:26:37 No.36331120 Report

Quoted By: >>36331135

>>36331099
>We've seen normal animals in the anime and the Pokedex has referenced them in the games

Yeah, in the early days before the franchise retconned them out of existence. They don't exist anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:28:28 No.36331130 Report

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>>36331114
>>36331116
Yes, the pokédex is garbage, but not just the pokédex. The whole world of pokémon is garbage, pokédex included. Doesn't prevent us from enjoying it, but it is stupid to look for a coherent pokémon cannon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:28:54 No.36331135 Report

Quoted By: >>36331175

>>36331120
Pokemon makes no sense, deal with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:29:19 No.36331139 Report

Quoted By: >>36331150 >>36331153

>>36331114
It doesn't contradict what we see because we see Pokemon doing the things it describes all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:29:40 No.36331141 Report

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>>36330225
Flygon is going to have suck a lot of chomp cock then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:30:28 No.36331150 Report

Quoted By: >>36331168

>>36331139
Worse than that, the pokédex is self-contradictory and claims some thing that make no sense whatsoever.
>Alakazam has 7000 IQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:30:53 No.36331153 Report

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>>36331139
And we see Pokemon not doing things it says all the time. You can't even refute the examples brought up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:31:21 No.36331155 Report

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>>36330204
Injustice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:33:17 No.36331168 Report

Quoted By: >>36331171 >>36331178

>>36331150
>Alakazam has 7000 IQ
>Is enslaved by humans
What went wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:34:13 No.36331171 Report

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>>36331168
It's the only way, Stark

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:34:52 No.36331175 Report

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>>36331135
I never said it did. But real animals being retconned out of existence is plain as day, seeing as how the franchise never mentions them anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:35:13 No.36331178 Report

Quoted By: >>36331208

>>36331168
"7000 IQ" makes no sense. This expression is completely meaningless. IQ does not work that way.

Like everything else in the world of pokémon, this stupid and incoherent claim was made just because it sounds cool to 6-9 years old kids. Looking deeper into it is stupid. The Pokémon universe has no self-consistency and under no circumstance should be taken seriously, ever.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:40:38 No.36331202 Report

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Stop trying to make sense of a fantasy world. Superhero comics also take place in worlds geographically similar to ours, but they're still fantasy worlds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:41:36 No.36331208 Report

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>>36331178
>"7000 IQ" makes no sense
Ikr, I was joking. Each time they have to give a number for something, I get the feeling they just rolled a 100-sided dice and multiplied it by 1000..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:45:43 No.36331226 Report

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>>36330498
>Garchomp looks like a jetplane

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:50:42 No.36331249 Report

Quoted By: >>36331265

I want to _be_ flygon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:52:55 No.36331265 Report

Quoted By: >>36331300

>>36331249
>balls on a reptile

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:58:38 No.36331300 Report

Quoted By: >>36331311

>>36331265
Male reptiles have small bumps near their genitals. That's how you know their gender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 22:00:36 No.36331311 Report

Quoted By: >>36331374

>>36331300
I thought all reptiles had genital slits

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 22:09:23 No.36331362 Report

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>>36331058
>Called Pocket Monsters
>never refer to them as monsters
This is why you can't trust english text.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 22:10:47 No.36331374 Report

Quoted By: >>36331497

>>36331311
I'm not an expert, but I believe the slit is below the bumps, which are probably their double dick under the skin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 22:31:11 No.36331497 Report

Quoted By: >>36331538

>>36331374
wouldn't there only be the bulge when, y-you know....

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 22:38:43 No.36331538 Report

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>>36331497
I just checked it out and it is in fact glands, so they are always there.

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