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Violent Pokemon

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 03:25:59 No.36391147 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>36391203 >>36391234 >>36391295 >>36391344 >>36391364 >>36395702 >>36397071 >>36399406

Whats the worst thing a Pokemon can do to a human?

What would feel worse? Being mentally raped by an Alakazam or being hypnotized then physically raped by a Hypno?

How about a Houndoom pack burning and devouring a person?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 03:37:41 No.36391190 Report

Quoted By: >>36391229

FUG'D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 03:41:34 No.36391203 Report

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>>36391147
Nothing because apparently poke!humans are more or less immune to any long lasting damage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 03:42:07 No.36391207 Report

Quoted By: >>36391261 >>36397071 >>36399740

>launches directly at a pokegirls leg
>completely severing it at over 80mph
>blood in the water
>feeding frenzy
>little poke tuber girl hanging on to her float for dear life as sharpedos launch at her
>ripping off complete chunks of her lower body as they shred past her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 03:47:00 No.36391225 Report

Quoted By: >>36397071

killing them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 03:47:46 No.36391229 Report

Quoted By: >>36391248

>>36391190
what the fuck, is this a doujinshi?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 03:49:10 No.36391234 Report

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>>36391147
any pokemon that would give you a slow death, the ones with sharp teeth are pretty bad too.
>scald
>toxic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 03:53:06 No.36391248 Report

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>>36391229
Naw, PokeSpe. Though I guess it does read like a doujin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 03:57:19 No.36391261 Report

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>>36391207
Ill be honest. This made me hard. But lm still up for the alakazam mind rape more. Maybe the houndooms but they gotta put their knot in me.
Anyone else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 04:03:56 No.36391285 Report

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Attempting to have a Mimikyu as a pet sounds extremely dangerous. Just a brief sight of him and boom, you're dead as fuck.
Probably one of the reasons he's so unpopular

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Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 04:07:35 No.36391293 Report

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>eats you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 04:08:16 No.36391295 Report

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>>36391147
humans are basically pokemon. they'd faint, and have to get healed like a pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 04:13:52 No.36391312 Report

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>>36391295
if anything humans are even more resistant to attacks to pokemon, seeing as they barely even get bothered

>they make animals fight for their amusement because they don't know what pain feels like

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 04:15:03 No.36391318 Report

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>>36391312
*humans more resistant to attacks than pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 04:15:26 No.36391321 Report

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>Klinklang used Gear Grind!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 04:21:50 No.36391344 Report

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>>36391147
Being stunned, drowned and being dragged 5 miles below sea by Frillish is pretty brutal tbqh.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 04:25:49 No.36391364 Report

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>>36391147
Having your soul absorbed and burned away

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Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 04:29:19 No.36391375 Report

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>>36391364

If I were in the Pokemon world, I would acquire a Tyranitar and crusade, crushing every single Chandlure I could find.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 05:53:36 No.36391642 Report

Quoted By: >>36393511 >>36397071 >>36399351

What Hypno/Darkrai/Drowzee did to the girl in Strange House is very cruel. Of the three of them, Hypno who hypnotised and kidnapped the girl for no apparent reason would be the cruelest. But Darkrai's powers are very frightening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 08:03:50 No.36392074 Report

Quoted By: >>36393458 >>36397071

Tentacruel constructing someone's balls for a very long period of time before ultimately crushing them after you've been subjected to the burning stinging and poison. Then it would move onto the person's dick, doing then same while injecting position into their cock, melting it from the inside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 08:09:38 No.36392090 Report

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>>36391364
This. Still love chandelure and cofagrigus both they are both pretty fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 15:09:45 No.36393458 Report

Quoted By: >>36395603

>>36392074
Sounds hot to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 15:20:33 No.36393511 Report

Quoted By: >>36393611 >>36393714 >>36397045

>>36391642
>some dex entries say that Darkrai only traps people in nightmares as self defense mechanism
>others say he actively chases people and purposefully traps them in nightmares
Make up your fucking mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 15:47:26 No.36393611 Report

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>>36393511
Gee, it's almost like the dex isn't infallible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 16:11:41 No.36393714 Report

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>>36393511
The first is a reference to his passive ability: Bad Dreams.

The second is a reference to his characteristic move: Dark Void

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 17:24:11 No.36394167 Report

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being bashed over the head at high speed by an angry dhelmise seems pretty awful

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 20:13:58 No.36395603 Report

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>>36393458
Would you like it to be you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 20:24:13 No.36395702 Report

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>>36391147
Why do you ask? Are you working on a new Essentials game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 21:33:04 No.36396295 Report

Quoted By: >>36397071

Being ripped to pieces by a pack of Houndoom sounds awful. I really have to wonder if trainers would be required to carry balanced teams in order to not only do well in regular battle but not get fucked and die if they get swarmed (e.g mono electric trainer swarmed by hungry trapinch)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 21:35:43 No.36396311 Report

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>>36391364
either them or lampent are stated to hang around hospitals waiting for fresh victims

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 23:20:09 No.36396977 Report

Quoted By: >>36397071

Caves would be fucking nightmarish
>Pitch black if you don't have flash
>Geodude and Graveller could probably break your ankle or leg if they decide they don't like you stepping on them
>Steelix out of fucking nowhere
>If your team's in bad shape, you're stuck and lost in a deep dark cavern

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 23:29:44 No.36397045 Report

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>>36393511
Literally none of its dex entries says that it actively attacks people with malicious intent. Most of them say that it only does so in self-defense/to chase people out of its territory. The worst one is its Pearl dex, but even that one specifies that it's just folklore and doesn't even say anything about it doing so intentionally.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 23:36:30 No.36397071 Report

Quoted By: >>36398325

>>36391147
>>36391207
>>36391225
>>36391261
>>36391344
>>36391364
>>36391375
>>36391642
>>36392074
>>36396295
>>36396977

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Aug 2018 04:04:39 No.36398325 Report

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>>36397071
That's the point

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Aug 2018 07:58:20 No.36399351 Report

Quoted By: >>36399886

>>36391642
Darkrai is also hot though, I'd let him torture me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Aug 2018 08:27:31 No.36399406 Report

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>>36391147
>How about a Houndoom pack burning and devouring a person?
someone post it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Aug 2018 11:03:41 No.36399740 Report

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>>36391207
I just realized sharpedo is a torpedo explaining its non existent tail

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Anonymous Mon 27 Aug 2018 11:39:58 No.36399886 Report

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>>36399351
True

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