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Pokémon which lack certain abilities/moves that they (thematically,) should have.>the starfish with psychic regeneration powers lacks Regenerator >Tangrowth doesn't have Tangling Hair >Luxray, the x-ray lynx, doesn't have Keen Eye or any eye-related moves >Altaria doesn't have Fluffy (it would be a MONSTER) >Sand Rush is supposed to be a reference to fictional things swimming through sand as if it were water. Hippowdon and especially Garchomp, the land shark, should have it >Hippowdon should have Strong Jaw, while we're at it >Chancey/Blissey doesn't have Super Luck, even though the former's Japanese name is literally "Lucky" >Absol lacks Anticipation (jp: Danger Premonition) or Future Sight >no Vespiquen with Queenly Majesty >Ferrothorn and Spiky Shield (might be broken though) >Musharna with no Comatose >Exeggutor not learning Softboiled even though IT WAS A TM in Gen I, has bothered me for years >Rampardos lacks Rock Head; Bastiodon lacks Solid Rock >Heliolisk doesn't learn Solarbeam >Meganium has Leaf Guard instead of Flower Veil for some reason >HELIOLISK DOESN'T LEARN SOLARBEAM >Steelix not learning Iron Defense >Lumineon, whose entire schtick is that it glows in the dark and produces light, doesn't get Flash or Illuminate
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>>36418748 These things always annoied me, but now i have a brother in arms
HOLY FUCK I'M MAD FOR REMEMBERING ALL THIS SHIT
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>Exeggutor not learning Softboiled even though IT WAS A TM in Gen I, has bothered me for years
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>>36418926 Cute.
You're cute.
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ENTEI SANS ERUPTION
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How about Blastoise with Mega Launcher or making Typhlosion Fire/Ground
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>>36418748 >Hypno needs a TM to learn dream eater >Gastly line needs breeding to learn fucking smog of all things, and it doesn't learn poison gas at all by any means >Vileplume, a pokemon literally based off a parasitic flower, can't learn leech seed, except for 2 obscure event sets >Eelektross can't learn leech life, but a wrestler cat can >Bulbasaur line doesn't have the symbiosis ability >Mimikyu doesn't learn curse naturally (it learns mimic so at least they got half the name right) >Gothitelle can't have forewarn, anticipation or telepathy as its abilities; it also doesn't learn mind reader or foresight in any way, and miracle eye only by breeding >Luxray, the X-ray vision pokemon, can't get the ability frisk (unobstructed sight) >None of the thief-like pokemon (Purrloin, Liepard, Salandit, etc.) gets infiltrator >Ampharos can't learn tail glow >MAGMAR LINE DOESN'T GET MAGMA ARMOR (I had to look this one up because of how stupid it is) >On a lighter note, neither do heatmor, heatran or turtonator get it This shit could have me going all night, there's no end to it.
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>>36418748 >heliolisk has solar power and other weather abilities >no Solar Beam >no Heat Wave >no Weather Ball Anonymous
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>>36418748 >Entei and Kyurem are unable to learn Earthquake, while Chansey can >Zangoose can not learn cut Anonymous
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>>36418748 Starmie learns Recover and one of its possible abilities is Natural Cure.
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Sudowoodo should have more appropriate forms to match its rockiness
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>>36418748 >Absol lacks Future Sight Absol has had Future Sight as a level-up move in every generation since its debut.
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>>36418748 >Sand Rush Garchomp I would ejaculate without even touching myself instantly.
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>>36418926 It learns Egg Bomb you dolt
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>>36419906 Sand Force Mega Garchomp was a mistake
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Aurorus doesn't get Power Gem or Aurora Veil.
>>36419283 >>36419448 Doesn't the original name for Tail Glow translate to Firefly Light?
That just makes me wonder why the original Fire/Fly-type doesn't get it, considering how shilled it gets in every other respect. Amphy totally deserves Tail Glow anyway, Manaphy gets it despite not being a tail-having organism, let alone being a firefly. Anonymous
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>>36418926 It also learns EGG Bomb too, and you can't even give the excuse of "b-but the Japanese name!"
That's also translates to Egg Bomb too. It's pretty obvious Exeggcute family is partially based on eggs.
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>>36419283 I would also give it to Jolteon, to keep with the joke the started when you can teach it Iron tail. Also
>no spikes >no toxic spikes >no iron barbs/rough skin or other ability or move related to it spiky fur other tan fucking pin missile Anonymous
>>36420076 >Doesn't the original name for Tail Glow translate to Firefly Light? Yes because we all know Manaphy and Xurkitree are fireflies. The japanese name means nothing
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>>36421366 Zing-Zap translates to "Shocking and Prickly", so it could have that. Too bad it's only base 80. And. . .physical.
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>>36422182 Yeah, thunderbolt hits harder
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> Probopass is a floating head > Has no levitate even when it floats > Has x4 ground weakness for this reason > Hidden Ability is Sand Power when it has defensive stats and Easter Island, where the statues that inspired Probopass are, hasn't sandstorms
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>>36418748 >kamaitachi Pokemon can't learn kamaitachi Anonymous
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>>36421374 >she didn't read the spoiler
