>>36420618Are we assuming they're given appropriate numbers for their size? Mon like Onix get much better, since it it's a massive boulder chain that can hit comfortably hit ~50mph.
Are we assuming pokedex stats like weight and height are treated as true? Then Mon like Onix get a lot worse, since mathematically it must have a skin of like 1cm thick rock and otherwise be COMPLETELY HOLLOW.
Are we assuming laws like thermodynamics take a back seat due to the fact pokemon are basically magic? Mon like Magcargo get a lot better, being pretty lethal to be nearby and emitting flames most likely closely equivalent to it's body temperature: twice the surface temperature of the sun.
Are we assuming the Pokedex is a lying sack of shit and reality takes precedence? Then only a few mon shine, the ones with physically doable makeups that rely on grounded physical attacks.
Where is the line drawn for this wanking session?
