>>36431059You must dredge across the bulging plains of Achyclla, climb the Spiral of Gammonia, past the peaks of Kneeda, navigate through the shifting dunes of Thighdor, reach and navigate the forest swamp of Unterrealm, and approach the Canyon of Knowledge near the Geyser of Shame. You must place your hands upon it, and a wizard shall appear, he is known as Sir Klin Tordus, and you must massage and kiss him. Once you have done this, then, you may ask one question, beware however; if you stay too long the Cave will consume you! Once you have asked your question, strike the wizard multiple times and flee riding the magical white streams back down to whence ye came.
It is an adrous journey, and many adventurers have died along the way.
Can you do it oh Anon, who wishes to live?
