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Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 13:10:01 No.36438607 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>36438626 >>36438706 >>36438721 >>36439313 >>36439324 >>36439584 >>36439591

>living in the Pokemon world
>walking instead of having this guy teleport you around

Are most trainers stupid?

And before you say that Abra are rare, there are other Pokemon which know teleport.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 13:14:31 No.36438626 Report

Quoted By: >>36438633

>>36438607
Unless you're nurse joy wanting a shortcut to your work teleporting all the time would be useless

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 13:15:42 No.36438633 Report

Quoted By: >>36438645 >>36438654 >>36438659 >>36438834 >>36439319

>>36438626

Really. So you'd rather walk on foot from town to town instead of getting there instantly.

If I'd have an Abra, I'd never use a car or a plane again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 13:15:54 No.36438635 Report

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Most trainers won’t catch an abra

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 13:19:16 No.36438645 Report

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>>36438633
I don't think you understand the concept of pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 13:21:37 No.36438654 Report

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>>36438633
Pokemon is about the adventure and catching, well, pokemon

teleporting from town to town like your average edgy anime character would be boring af

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 13:22:57 No.36438659 Report

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>>36438633

i think he was joking about teleport only taking you to the last pokemon center you used.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 13:28:17 No.36438674 Report

Quoted By: >>36438778

Let's take it easy and travel the world on foot together with Pokemon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 13:30:50 No.36438690 Report

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>they will never bring back the Teleport TM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 13:34:56 No.36438706 Report

Quoted By: >>36439591

>>36438607
Fatass american

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 13:40:14 No.36438721 Report

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>>36438607
I'd rather put a hammock in my torterra and sleep on him while he saunters to the next town.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 13:42:17 No.36438729 Report

Quoted By: >>36439567

Abra is difficult to catch and can only teleport to the last 'safe' location it reflexively remembers. So it's not as useful as, say, flying on a bird Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 13:53:26 No.36438778 Report

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>>36438674
the idea of this appealed to me so much as a kid and still does

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 14:05:05 No.36438834 Report

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>>36438633
It's about the journey not the destination anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 15:44:11 No.36439313 Report

Quoted By: >>36439334 >>36439343

>>36438607
>be pokemon trainer
>walk/bike everywhere
>fit from constant exercise
>happen upon rare pokemon almost daily
>team is varied, balanced and strong from consistent battles

>decide to treat team to a night in town at the Pokemon Center
>walk in, only a few people are in the lobby, nurse isn't present
>sit down to wait, stretch out legs
>fatass sitting across the center immediately and loudly scoffs at me
>"You WALKED here? Heh, I knew it."
>ask if he flew in
>"NO." a self satisfied smirk playing on his face "I TELEPORTED here. I teleport EVERYWHERE."
>offhandedly remark that his job must be pretty important then
>his self congratulatory tone only gets worse "Oh I am QUITE the trainer. The region NEEDS more intelligent trainers like me."
>dismiss the conversation altogether
>the nurse thankfully comes out of the back, I get up to give her my team
>fatass decided to waddle over while I'm at the counter, not impressed "I bet YOU didn't think of using teleport, HUH?"
>of course I did
>He isn't having any of it "oh yeah? PROVE it."
>Nurse hands me back my team, clean bill across the board
>release Claydol
>his eyes narrow, staring between me and Claydol, I'm not sure he even recognizes the species
>I explain that any trainer worth their salt either has or knows a teleporter for emergency situations
>he begins to call me a liar, Claydol responds by teleporting around the Center
>his face goes a bit pale, but he doesn't back down "Then you're STUPID for walking instead of TELEPORTING!"
>whatever makes you happy man, as Claydol teleports us out of there

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Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 15:45:38 No.36439319 Report

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>>36438633
Let me guess, you're American?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 15:46:57 No.36439324 Report

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>>36438607
>first have to find an abra
>then catch it
>then teach it the location of every area you want it to teleport to
>all just to skip walking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 15:48:31 No.36439334 Report

Quoted By: >>36439379

>>36439313
>no *teleports behind you*
2/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 15:50:38 No.36439343 Report

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>>36439313
This could have been funny until it turned into a fanfic of your OC and his team completely owning a strawman neckbeard.
Instead it's just autistic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 15:56:51 No.36439379 Report

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>>36439334
Fair call.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 16:30:12 No.36439567 Report

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>>36438729
> Abra is difficult to catch and can only teleport to the last 'safe' location it reflexively remembers. So it's not as useful as, say, flying on a bird Pokemon.
See Colosseum/Gale of Darkness

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 16:33:02 No.36439584 Report

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>>36438607
Reminder that you die everytime you teleport
Your cells then regather, creating a clone of yourself with your memory and all, but you're dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Sep 2018 16:34:05 No.36439591 Report

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>>36438607
>>36438706
NA trainers

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