NO NEED TO BE THE VERY BEST
YOU'LL STILL BUY EVERY GAME
(DUN DUN DUN)
SELLING THEM IS NO REAL TEST
POKEMON IS HERE TO STAY

YOU CAN COMPLAIN ALL YOU WANT
BUT WE WILL NEVER CHANGE
(DUN DUN DUN)

YOU POKEDRONES, YOU DONT PHASE US
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL THE SAAAME!

POKE DRONES! GONNA BUY EM ALL!
IT'S EASY AS PIE!
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TRY!
POKE DRONES!

OOOH CALL GAMEFREAK GAY, BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE HERE TO STAY!

POKE DRONES! GONNA BUY EM ALL!
YOU KNOW IT IS TRUUUE!
YOU'RE GETTING BOTH VERSIONS TOO!

WE LOVE TAKING CASH FROM YOU!
POOOOKE DROOONES!

GONNA BUY EM ALL!
GONNA BUY EM ALL!

POKE DRONES!