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Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 02:38:52 No.36489453 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>36489460 >>36490677 >>36490753 >>36491440 >>36491446 >>36494035 >>36496634

Friendly reminder that Gardevoir can have a dick and he is probably more alpha than you will ever be.

Also Male Gardevoir > Female Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 02:39:57 No.36489460 Report

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>>36489453
Reminder that Shiny Gardevoir is a manlet.

Novarius Haze

Novarius Haze Sat 08 Sep 2018 07:38:25 No.36490562 Report

Quoted By: >>36490569

Keep your traps to yourself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 07:42:39 No.36490569 Report

Quoted By: >>36491519

>>36490562
Friendly reminder that Gardevoir was originally designed to be a mage in robes and not a woman in a dress. Thus, male Gardevoir are not traps.

Originally designed, of course, because it's painfully obvious that while the designers of Ralts got the memo, the ones who designed Kirlia possibly didn't, the ones who designed Gallade probably didn't, and the ones who designed Mega Gardevoir definitely didn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 08:21:19 No.36490677 Report

Quoted By: >>36490695 >>36490767

>>36489453
>5’03
manlet spotted
when will they lesrn /fit/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 08:25:54 No.36490695 Report

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>>36490677
>expecting a mage to be /fit/ instead of /lit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 08:43:29 No.36490753 Report

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>>36489453
>Friendly reminder that Gardevoir can have a dick
BUT DID YOU ALSO KNOW THAT *insert obvious Pokemon trivia that literally everyone fucking knows*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 08:44:24 No.36490756 Report

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so, it pre dates pic related?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 08:46:45 No.36490767 Report

Quoted By: >>36491418

>>36490677
>implying your height has anything to do with exercise
>implying it's even possible to grow taller after the age of 17

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 12:49:35 No.36491418 Report

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>>36490767
Damn it's true when they say they never fucking learn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 12:55:45 No.36491440 Report

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>>36489453
Male Gardevoirs are great. Glad they exists.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 12:56:53 No.36491446 Report

Quoted By: >>36491552 >>36494333

>>36489453
>Look at me! I can use inspect element!
You're not fooling anyone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 13:17:56 No.36491519 Report

Quoted By: >>36491530

>>36490569
Even though Kirlia's more on the feminine side, I think some things still fit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 13:19:46 No.36491525 Report

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friendly reminder that in game gender rates are adjusted for balance purposes and thus are not canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 13:20:59 No.36491530 Report

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>>36491519
Genny's the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 13:23:15 No.36491534 Report

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gardevoir a shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 13:27:23 No.36491552 Report

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>>36491446
>redpilling

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 18:01:33 No.36493041 Report

Quoted By: >>36493918 >>36494333

If you wanna be gay, fine, be my guest, but at least don't lie to people.
You faggots fucking disgust me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 20:35:45 No.36493918 Report

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>>36493041
We are reaching levels of autism that souldn't be possible!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 20:56:56 No.36494035 Report

Quoted By: >>36494046 >>36494282 >>36496646 >>36496687

>>36489453
There are more females than males, and that is a statistic truth

There's a 50% chance a ralts is male, and 50% female

Ralts evolves into kirlia, and now have to decide which evolution should it take

All females become gardevoir, because they cannot become a gallade, and some males become gallade

Since all females became gardevoir, but not all males evolved into one, there are more female gardevoir than males

And there goes gardevoir 50% chance of being male, because if it were true, there would be no gallades

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 20:58:42 No.36494046 Report

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>>36494035
>And there goes gardevoir 50% chance of being male, because if it were true, there would be no gallades
peak brainlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 21:03:40 No.36494066 Report

Quoted By: >>36494085

>japanese name is SIRnight
>"muh it cant be male!"
Honestly kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 21:08:02 No.36494085 Report

Quoted By: >>36494095 >>36494333

>>36494066
Japanese name is Sanaito, not Sirknight.
>"buuh bulbapedooo"
Sanaito is a translation of its name. It doesn't have the word SIR in it.

Top-tier brainlet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 21:10:28 No.36494095 Report

Quoted By: >>36494256

>>36494085

Subbers have been using Sirknight for a while, but I know katakana can be tricky. What do you think is the intended meaning if not that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 21:42:42 No.36494256 Report

Quoted By: >>36494333

>>36494095
I have no idea what its intended meaning would be, but I highly doubt it'd be SIR Knight, especially since Gardevoir doesn't even resemble a knight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 21:46:35 No.36494282 Report

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>>36494035
It's also because of this meme, where if you don't intend to have a gallade, you just don't catch male ralts/kirlia to begin with.
Mostly because of autism.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 21:56:23 No.36494333 Report

Quoted By: >>36494483

>>36491446
>>36493041
>>36494085
>>36494256
>this much autism

Face it: Gardevoir isn't 100% female. It's not even feminine in appearance- again, it's a set of robes, not a dress.

Also, it's a fact that those who "like" Gardevoir but subscribe to this "there are no male Gardevoirs" bullshit only "like" Gardevoir because they lust over it, because "it's a woman". In that case, I have a news flash for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm50aAyq5z8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 22:20:09 No.36494483 Report

Quoted By: >>36494502

>>36494333
>Also, it's a fact that those who "like" Gardevoir but subscribe to this "there are no male Gardevoirs" bullshit only "like" Gardevoir because they lust over it, because "it's a woman".
Right, cuz everyone here thinks with his dick. Genius.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 22:22:55 No.36494502 Report

Quoted By: >>36494708

>>36494483
There is literally no other scenario where someone 'likes' Gardevoir for what it is, and yet still unironically subscribes to fem.ale on.ly.

If you don't think with your dick, then either you don't actually like Gardevoir, or you don't subscribe to fem.ale on.ly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 22:54:46 No.36494708 Report

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>>36494502
Or you can like Gardevoir, but also think that its design is extremely feminine and it just doesn't make sense for it to be male as well. That's it.
GF knew what they were doing back when they made the design, the whole "hur durr it's a mage robe duuuh" shit is old by now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 23:28:06 No.36495008 Report

Quoted By: >>36496623

Why must trapfags always ruin the fun?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Sep 2018 03:35:51 No.36496623 Report

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>>36495008
Perhaps it's because we trapfags don't care if you're having fun- we're just going to have our own fun, whether it interferes with your fun or not.

My advice? I say, you shouldn't give a shit. Ignore the problem- stop giving a shit about the whole 'waaaah, feminine males exist in Pokemon, waaaaah' thing, and magically, it won't be a problem anymore.

That goes for a lot of things. If you ignore something, it won't be an issue. But if you raise a stink, there's going to be a stink. Words to live by.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Sep 2018 03:37:40 No.36496634 Report

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>>36489453
Fuck I hate Serebii's layout

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Sep 2018 03:40:14 No.36496646 Report

Quoted By: >>36496687

>>36494035
This post actually makes sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Sep 2018 03:47:36 No.36496687 Report

Quoted By: >>36496704

>>36494035
>>36496646
It does, but then you have to remember... Gallade is a stone evolution. And Dawn Stones are consumed by evolution. Granted, only one other Pokemon uses Dawn Stones to evolve (Female Snorunt evolving into Froslass), but the point remains.

ANY male Kirlia can evolve into a Gardevoir, because it's a level-up evolution, it doesn't have any requirements at all. But in order for a male Kirlia to evolve into a Gallade, it needs to find a Dawn Stone. Which, yes, can be a little easier if humans are involved, but I doubt that stone-evo Pokemon can easily locate stones in the wild.

I'm willing to bet that only, say... 10% of male Kirlia evolve into Gallade, because only 10% can actually get their hands on Dawn Stones. Maybe a little more, maybe a little less.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Sep 2018 03:51:27 No.36496704 Report

Quoted By: >>36496725

>>36496687
Yes but how often do you find wild Gardevoir? As of Gen 7, you can't. And it's not like Dawn stones are hard to come by.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Sep 2018 03:55:58 No.36496725 Report

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>>36496704
And you can find wild Gallade?

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