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Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 15:21:39 No.36506344 View View Reply Original Report

The games are most likely shit but pic related still made me laugh out loud. I can't believe this is actually in the games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 15:24:48 No.36506368 Report

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>>36506344
You can't believe that le ebin old games references are in a nostalgia-bait filled Kanto remake?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 15:25:25 No.36506372 Report

Quoted By: >>36506406 >>36506411 >>36509271

This is the only thing I've been able to see

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 15:31:04 No.36506406 Report

Quoted By: >>36507907 >>36513795

>>36506372
At the rate they are infantilizing the pcs, I'm expect to play as a newborn in the next games.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 15:31:53 No.36506411 Report

Quoted By: >>36509271

>>36506344
>>36506372

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 15:34:05 No.36506423 Report

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I want Eevee to sit on my lap too

emolga0902

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gasf

emolga0902

emolga0902 Mon 10 Sep 2018 15:34:51 No.36506423,2 Report Delete

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ert34

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 15:36:10 No.36506435 Report

Quoted By: >>36506470 >>36507924

I hate to outmyself as a homosexual but I'm buying it just so Voltorb can roll behind me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 15:38:37 No.36506454 Report

Quoted By: >>36506495 >>36506561 >>36509248 >>36513854 >>36514898

>>36506344
>I hate SM Charizard, I want HMs without the pokémon
>wtf why isn't my trainer summoning a private jet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 15:40:04 No.36506470 Report

Quoted By: >>36507539 >>36507924

>>36506435
>voltorb
>not golem
yikes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 15:42:34 No.36506495 Report

Quoted By: >>36506856 >>36509262 >>36511605

>>36506454
THIS is what it should've summoned

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 15:53:26 No.36506561 Report

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>>36506454
I think the problem people had is that it was a rental pokémon no their own. Which made everything feel like an amusement park and not a real adventure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 16:21:17 No.36506743 Report

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>>36506344
Isnt this just a reference to the pikachu knowing fly just using a bunch of balloons though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 16:24:21 No.36506769 Report

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Pretty dumb. I think a Jetpack would be more logical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 16:40:07 No.36506856 Report

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>>36506495
i hope jessie and james attack you at some point in the meowth balloon while you're flying. that would be rhilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 16:46:42 No.36506899 Report

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>>36506344
JUST

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 17:55:56 No.36507539 Report

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>>36506470
Indiana Jones for life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 18:16:43 No.36507757 Report

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We all float down here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 18:31:42 No.36507907 Report

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>>36506406
I can't wait to play as a fetus in Cynthia or Lusamine's tummy in Gen 9.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 18:33:35 No.36507924 Report

Quoted By: >>36511298

>>36506435
>>36506470
>not bullying your caterpie by sprinting everywhere and laughing as it struggles to catch up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 21:01:03 No.36509188 Report

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>>36506344
At least it doesn't come with retarded safety gear

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 21:04:15 No.36509218 Report

Quoted By: >>36514680

>>36506344
PokeRide was already plenty of ridiculous with the dumb pads, but that's a whole new level

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 21:07:12 No.36509248 Report

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>>36506454
How about you can ride your own Charizard without needing HMs?
No need to invent ridiculous garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 21:08:25 No.36509262 Report

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>>36506344
I can't not like this but I also cannot completely refute >>36506495 either

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 21:09:08 No.36509268 Report

Quoted By: >>36514819

wait till you see what they do in Pokemon: Whoopi Gold and Sarah Silver on New Nintendo Switch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 21:09:19 No.36509271 Report

Quoted By: >>36513795 >>36513826

>>36506344
>>36506372
>>36506411
Between this and move names like "Splishy Splash" and "Buzzy Buzz", I'm now wholly convinced these games are marketed towards infants and those who have not mentally progressed past that stage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 21:56:56 No.36509751 Report

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>>36506344
Seriously tho

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 22:05:03 No.36509819 Report

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>>36506344
How out of touch can you possibly get? Kids hate childish protags, all they want is to look cool. Literally everyone knows that.
YOUR MOST POPULAR PROTAGS WERE THE ONES THAT LOOKED MOST GROWN-UP YOU DUMB FUCKS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 22:07:13 No.36509834 Report

Quoted By: >>36509882 >>36509894 >>36511758

>>36506344
>not wearing a helmet
>not wearing protective pads
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 22:11:39 No.36509882 Report

Quoted By: >>36509894 >>36510038 >>36511393 >>36513847 >>36514707 >>36514736 >>36514787

>>36509834
Look at this loser trying to make us take safety precautions while riding a flying swing set.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 22:12:55 No.36509894 Report

Quoted By: >>36509922

>>36509834
>>36509882
Nevermind, the girl is actually strapped in. Maybe Eevee could use a helmet/pads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 22:15:12 No.36509922 Report

Quoted By: >>36509953

>>36509894
Eevee takes worse damage every battle
Falling off wouldn't hurt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 22:18:40 No.36509953 Report

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>>36509922
But it Eevee falls off, who will pilot the swing? The girl needs both hands to hold on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 22:28:04 No.36510038 Report

Quoted By: >>36510070

>>36509882
Wouldn't that thing allow practically every Pokemon of acceptable size to fly? Meowth would have no problem steering it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 22:30:52 No.36510070 Report

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>>36510038
The same could be said about the ability to cut down a tree.
At best you'll be able to fly on things like charizard like how you can surf on lapras.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 00:58:44 No.36511298 Report

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>>36507924
if you go too far it just teleports behind you anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 01:11:15 No.36511393 Report

Quoted By: >>36511458 >>36511792 >>36511830

>>36509882
Does this thing even have an engine? How does this work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 01:18:11 No.36511458 Report

Quoted By: >>36511611

>>36511393
Don't underestimate the power of Braaaaps.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 01:35:18 No.36511590 Report

Quoted By: >>36514684

>>36506344
>6 balloons tied to a toddler's swing seat

Because you know it's not like there's a Balloon Pokemon you could fashion a hot air balloon after or anything. Couldn't they have at least used a large bundle of balloons instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 01:37:31 No.36511605 Report

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>>36506495
infinitely better, at least its actually fucking pokemon related

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 01:38:59 No.36511611 Report

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>>36511458
>loli braps
thats my fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 01:56:15 No.36511758 Report

Quoted By: >>36515015

>>36509834
As someone who has a fetish for helmets, the Pokéride gear looked dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 02:01:21 No.36511792 Report

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>>36511393
It has 6 balloons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 02:06:33 No.36511830 Report

Quoted By: >>36511894

>>36511393
It doesn't need one. Once you're up in the air, you just have to wait for the planet to spin until you're above where you need to go. Then you can just lower yourself to the ground.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 02:15:23 No.36511894 Report

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>>36511830
This is some bona-fide Trill Physics right here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 02:17:18 No.36511902 Report

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>>36506344
It's better than all that retarded padding they made you wear in SM

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 09:37:06 No.36513772 Report

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>>36506344
>can't even make the balloons big enough
tldr GF fucks up again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 09:47:14 No.36513795 Report

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>>36506406
>>36509271

GameFreak forgets the West and Japan aren't even having infants anymore and third world infants won't own a Switch. This game took a terrible demographic direction

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 09:50:57 No.36513800 Report

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I feel like I'm losing my mind, there was a trailer/video thing that was really long and showed a family playing the game, wasn't there? I can't find it anywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 10:02:14 No.36513826 Report

Quoted By: >>36514935

>>36509271
Wow, you've finally worked it out. Good fucking job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 10:12:03 No.36513847 Report

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>>36509882
>balloons aren't colored as eevee's evolutions
can GF do anything right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 10:15:34 No.36513854 Report

Quoted By:

>>36506454
>SM Charizard
Well then stop being a sexual cunt and put those straps and ballgag away

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 13:20:28 No.36514470 Report

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>>36506344
>If GF hadn't been autistic about only man to mons, the blooms could have been drifloons
Still funny, but missed opportunity

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 13:24:40 No.36514488 Report

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>>36506344

I can't accept this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 14:04:37 No.36514670 Report

Quoted By: >>36514685

>>36506344
>Can ride big Pokemon in the game
>Including flying types like Charizard or Pidgeot
>Use your NFE puppy-sized starter to fly you around

What the fuck were they thinking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 14:06:40 No.36514680 Report

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>>36509218
I liked the pads, always wanted to see trainers wearing some kind of armor since GoD, it makes sense that you would need it if, say, you ran out of pokemon, and a wild one or in the case of villains, the trainer's pokemon, turned on you, it's a very efficient, and smart, idea, and I don't like how it wasn't explored up further

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 14:07:50 No.36514684 Report

Quoted By: >>36516486

>>36511590
THERE ARE ONLY 151 POKEMON, YOUR SHITTY DIGIMON DON'T COUNT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 14:07:52 No.36514685 Report

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>>36514670
Don't count that out yet. Remember that the original leak was the trainer surfing on Lapras. Unless they reveal that Lapras is just some rental Pokemon, using fly with with Charizard is still a possibility since you already ride it around instead of it following you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 14:07:54 No.36514687 Report

Quoted By:

>>36506344
Im impressed by how bad it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 14:12:58 No.36514707 Report

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>>36509882
would be funny if the ballons popped haha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 14:13:13 No.36514708 Report

Quoted By: >>36514718

>>36506344
>get in babu balloon ride
>get of the ground and lift-off
>finally get in the sky
>then all of the sudden you see this pissed off lad speeding towards your direction

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 14:13:44 No.36514711 Report

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Drifloon died for this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 14:15:31 No.36514718 Report

Quoted By: >>36514781

>>36514708
>your balloon crash lands in the sevii islands

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 14:18:08 No.36514736 Report

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>>36509882
>Superior Kanto Airborne War Machine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 14:28:42 No.36514781 Report

Quoted By:

>>36514718
>The Sevii Islands Project Has Started!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 14:29:53 No.36514787 Report

Quoted By:

>>36509882
>Your Eevee learned Whoosh Whoosh!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 14:36:25 No.36514819 Report

Quoted By:

>>36509268
Underrated comment tbf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 14:58:08 No.36514898 Report

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>>36506454
>I want HMs without the pokémon
What retard wants this?
I hated SM's system because they didn't need to completely uninvolve your Pokemon, using random ass Pokemon to traverse terrain is stupid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 15:02:18 No.36514923 Report

Quoted By: >>36514931 >>36517773

>Series has a downright iconic hot-air balloon that all the GOnormalfags will recognize
>Make some retarded swingset instead of traveling around on a Pikachu or Eevee themed hot air balloon
Gamefreak can't even pander to the first generation properly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 15:04:02 No.36514931 Report

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>>36514923
they'er not pandering to genwunners even, anymore, they're pandering to literal toddlers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 15:05:00 No.36514935 Report

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>>36513826
kids want something cooler and "badass", not that toddler shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 15:19:14 No.36515015 Report

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>>36511758
is your favourite pokemon shelmet? do you put rocket helmet on all your pokemon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 17:56:00 No.36516126 Report

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>>36506344
>tfw the mobile pokemon rip-offs you find on app stores look better than this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 18:28:51 No.36516486 Report

Quoted By: >>36516644 >>36516678

>>36514684
Even in Kanto there's a balloon pokemon, Jigglypuff.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 18:43:39 No.36516644 Report

Quoted By: >>36516677

>>36516486
But it's not a literal balloon, it's only called that because of its ability to inflate itself so it can sing for as long as possible and move about without exerting much energy by floating or bouncing!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 18:47:00 No.36516677 Report

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>>36516644
>its ability to inflate itself
exactly. It fits better than anything else in the region if you're just going for design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 18:47:05 No.36516678 Report

Quoted By: >>36516794

>>36516486
If GF had any idea what they were doing, they could've had the chair attached to several Doduo and they could fly you around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 18:57:53 No.36516794 Report

Quoted By: >>36517324

>>36516678
>doduo/dodrio flying meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 19:50:03 No.36517324 Report

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>>36516794
Yes, that certainly is the reference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 20:27:38 No.36517773 Report

Quoted By: >>36517834

>>36514923
Genwun fans don't remember anything about the Anime besides, Mewtwo, ASH NEVER AGES jokes, Pikachu, and the motto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 20:31:54 No.36517834 Report

Quoted By: >>36517850

>>36517773
Not even with the twitch marathon as a refresher?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 20:32:59 No.36517850 Report

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>>36517834
Why would they be watching more than the first episode when they could be watching fortnite?

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