>he's not buying two LGPs, two LGEs, two LGP+PBPs, two LGE+PBPs, two LGP+PBP Switch Bundles and two LGE+PBP Switch Bundles; one of each to play, one of each to collect
GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE GAIJIN PIG.
YOU WILL BE TREATED AS A TODDLER AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT.
YOU WILL CLAP AS YOU RECOGNIZE THE ALLITERATIVE GENIUS IN NAMES LIKE "SPLISHY SPLASHY" AND "SIZZLY SLIDE".
YOU WILL SHAKE YOUR JOYCONS IN EXCITEMENT AS YOUR STARTER UNLEASHES ITS SPECIAL ATTACK AND ONE-SHOTS THE ENEMY POKEMON EACH AND EVERY BATTLE.
YOU WILL CONTINUE TO LOVE KANTO JUST AS YOU DID IN POKEMON GO.
YOU WILL MAKE THIS GAME SELL MORE THAN POKEMON GO TO PROVE THAT THE GLORIOUS NIPPON IS STILL CAPABLE OF BEING SUPERIOR TO FILTHY GAIJINS.
YOU WILL BUY IT.