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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:11:08 No.36544639 View View Reply Original Report

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HAHAHA OHNONONONONO!!

>most of /vp/ will buy this trash simply because it's a new pokemon game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:12:40 No.36544644 Report

Quoted By: >>36544650 >>36546010

>>36544639
I'll only buy it if either the price goes down drastically, somebody mods it to be a game instead of a hand holding simulator, or if someday I have a child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:13:57 No.36544650 Report

Quoted By: >>36544657 >>36544677

>>36544644
>forcing your child to play this trash
Shitty parent honestly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:14:42 No.36544657 Report

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>>36544650
this

>>36544639
fucking speak for yourself OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:19:20 No.36544674 Report

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>he pre-order?
>paint trash cans red and blue

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:19:41 No.36544677 Report

Quoted By: >>36549691

>>36544650
It'll be fun for toddlers. I think it might make a great "baby's first vidya."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:22:26 No.36544682 Report

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>>36544639
I'm glad the game painted one of them red to warn me not to choose that one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:23:00 No.36544684 Report

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>>36544639
because KANTOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:24:30 No.36544689 Report

Quoted By: >>36544754 >>36545817

>>36544639
LOL they reveal where the switches are? THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF THE PUZZLE AT ALL? Holy shit I can’t believe 95% of this stuff is even real what the hell man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:25:38 No.36544696 Report

Quoted By: >>36545691

>>36544684
So the story behind this pic is that it’s some (cringey) YouTuber who wanted to make himself appear excited for this game like a sheep? Is that the joke? Because it’s hilariois

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:26:15 No.36544698 Report

Quoted By: >>36544707 >>36544711 >>36544869 >>36545586 >>36545596

I'm playing it to see how bad it is.

I'll wait about a week to see if it pops up second-hand, otherwise I'm taking the plunge. Sorry /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:28:37 No.36544707 Report

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>>36544698
we should elect 1 anon to buy and playtest, pooling our money so we each have to spend like 10 cents then have them play it and give us the DL. I’m sure it’s gonna be bad but

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:29:34 No.36544711 Report

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>>36544698
>man
why, both are women

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:46:20 No.36544754 Report

Quoted By: >>36544763 >>36544770

>>36544689
>LOL they reveal where the switches are?

Nope,

>THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF THE PUZZLE AT ALL.

Looks like you haven't played the original, junior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:49:56 No.36544763 Report

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>>36544754
>implying they're keeping the original puzzle
No way fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:53:25 No.36544770 Report

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>>36544754
I’m 27. And why else would they color the fucking bins, idiot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:57:06 No.36544781 Report

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>>36544639
Holy fucking shit.
>any other dev
The original had a bunch of random trashcans because we couldn't afford any more sprites for our puzzle. Let's change it up into something more visually interesting while not deviating too far from the trashcan idea (because it's kinda iconic at this point).
>GameFreak
I don't fucking care, paint the trashcans or something. Those retards will buy it anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:58:27 No.36544788 Report

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>>36544711
>both are women
Rude. He's just unmanly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:01:22 No.36544800 Report

Quoted By: >>36544832

I'm still hoping that they actually revamped the puzzle so the NPCs give you hints about where the two switches are. ie "the two switches are next to each other", "one of the switches is next to the blue can", "the second switch is in the red can". Make it reset every time you get it wrong so that it turns into an actual fucking puzzle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:09:01 No.36544832 Report

Quoted By: >>36545194 >>36545618

>>36544800
nope. one switch is in the blue can and the other in the red, and a third switch will be in another trash can, the Nintendo switch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:10:06 No.36544836 Report

Quoted By: >>36544841 >>36544845 >>36544859

>>36544639
OH SHIT IS THAT A POKÉMON RED & BLUE REFERENCE???

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:11:05 No.36544841 Report

Quoted By: >>36544892

>>36544836
YA DUDE EPICCCC I’M SOLD SO EXCITED! *preorders both games and DLC plus tip*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:11:36 No.36544845 Report

Quoted By: >>36544892

>>36544836
I think you're right, might be hinting to some sort of Kanto remake soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:16:20 No.36544859 Report

Quoted By: >>36544892 >>36545065

>>36544836
No it's a pokemon Ruby and Sapphire reference! HOENN CONFIRMED!!1!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:19:28 No.36544869 Report

Quoted By: >>36544904

>>36544698
That's the same reason I'm getting it. I have to see for myself just how bad it is. Maybe it'll be one of those things where it's so bad it ends up being good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:22:52 No.36544892 Report

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>>36544841
>>36544845
>>36544859
I know these are ironic but they look like real life YouTube comments. The retards who unironicslly post on YouTube and have these thoughts are the braindead, drooling facebookers that are buying this game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:24:56 No.36544904 Report

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>>36544869
I’ve never experienced this with a video game. Movies sure, but you don’t have to play your way through the “acting” of J. Law and Julia Roberts in American Hustle and Gravity respectively. That’s basically what SM is. A 6-hour a-mashing jibberish fest with those low-poly malasada-spouting fuckig constant fade to black walking cancer sticks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:32:13 No.36544946 Report

Quoted By: >>36544952 >>36544993

>>36544639
>Pretending this "puzzle" was ever good
This is literally the one good change LGPE has done

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:33:20 No.36544952 Report

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>>36544946
No, that's getting rid of Gen 4 evos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:41:56 No.36544993 Report

Quoted By: >>36545018

>>36544946
The original puzzle wasn't good, but if it turns out the puzzle is now just press the red and blue cans then they just changed one evil for another.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:47:18 No.36545018 Report

Quoted By: >>36545088

>>36544993
The original was literally
>Press A on every trash can
>Hope you successfully pick the second trash can

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:56:33 No.36545065 Report

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>>36544859
Nah dude, it's clearly and XY reference. XY2 in gen 8!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:59:00 No.36545073 Report

Quoted By: >>36545082

You guys have switches? Don't you think you're a little old to buy a nintendo console?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 13:01:20 No.36545082 Report

Quoted By: >>36545087 >>36545157

>>36545073
We're on the fucking Pokemon board.
Pokemon is a Nintendo franchise, which means it's console-exclusive to Nintendo consoles.
If we want to play an actual Pokemon game, we tend to need to acquire Nintendo consoles to do so.

Of course, the problem here is, this isn't an actual Pokemon game, and most of us don't want to play it.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 13:02:05 No.36545087 Report

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>>36545082

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 13:02:07 No.36545088 Report

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>>36545018
>not using RNG manipulation
keck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 13:11:23 No.36545147 Report

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>>36544639
How did they make a shitty puzzle somehow worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 13:12:54 No.36545157 Report

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>>36545082
>Not going on /vp/ for the sole reason of shitting on their games and laughing at incels that play nothing but Pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 13:15:15 No.36545168 Report

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*Yawn!*
Nice thread, virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 13:20:01 No.36545194 Report

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>>36544832
>a third switch will be in another trash can, the Nintendo switch
Not with Smash Bros coming soon. I'm getting that instead of this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 13:22:43 No.36545207 Report

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>>36544639
Oh no. A pixel hint puzzle's less tedious. Kids these days will never know the real challenge Pokémon had.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 14:24:17 No.36545459 Report

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>>36544639
Yawn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 14:59:41 No.36545586 Report

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>>36544698
you're literally part of the problem

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 15:04:18 No.36545596 Report

Quoted By: >>36545635 >>36547498

>>36544698
Get a load of this soiboi

>"I-I'm giving GF money but it's only to test!!!"

Watch a let's play, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 15:11:12 No.36545618 Report

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>>36544832
kek underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 15:15:02 No.36545635 Report

Quoted By: >>36545727 >>36545745

>>36545596
>unironically watching people play video games
jesus how fucking depressed can you be

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 15:30:44 No.36545691 Report

Quoted By: >>36545909

>>36544696
More or less. He actually has a history of using similar kinds of thumbnails in his videos, what with the enlarged eyes and gaping mouth. The Pokemon LGPE thumbnail is just the most glaring one.

Hilariously, he actually dialed those types of thumbnails back once /vp/ started shitposting about them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 15:37:28 No.36545727 Report

Quoted By: >>36545841

>>36545635
You could be paying for LGPE.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 15:42:21 No.36545745 Report

Quoted By: >>36545841

>>36545635
>he says, when he's about to spend 60$ on a game he will only play once, and even then probably he won't enjoy it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 15:58:41 No.36545800 Report

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Indeed I will, you mad? :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 16:01:31 No.36545817 Report

Quoted By: >>36545825

>>36544689
Can you really call it is a puzzle when it was literal RNG? I guess you could argue working out that the switches are next to each other could be called a "puzzle", but it's still RNG which of the bins its in. THat's not a puzzle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 16:02:47 No.36545825 Report

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>>36545817
It's a puzzle by pokemon standards, which isn't saying much

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 16:04:36 No.36545841 Report

Quoted By: >>36545953 >>36545994 >>36546164

>>36545745
>>36545727
Yes I will be paying for the game, might even get both versions so both my wife and I can play together.
Still loads less pathetic than watching people play it instead of yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 16:17:49 No.36545909 Report

Quoted By: >>36545945 >>36545996

>>36545691
Probably a shit question but who is he? I kinda want to torture myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 16:24:11 No.36545945 Report

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>>36545909
I regret finding him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 16:25:50 No.36545953 Report

Quoted By: >>36545959

>>36545841
Did you remember to buy 2 more? I mean, you got Tyrone and his kid, right? Don't want them to feel left out! :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 16:27:17 No.36545959 Report

Quoted By: >>36545970 >>36546014

>>36545953
I don't think I have ever seen a meme be self-projected so much throughout my tenure on 4chan than this fucking soiboi shit, its fucking hysterical

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 16:29:32 No.36545970 Report

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>>36545959
Just reminding you, anon, he's not your son, but Tyrone's kid is still part of your family!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 16:29:43 No.36545971 Report

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>>36544639
>mfw this is the first time I'm skipping out on two releases in a row
Feels good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 16:33:58 No.36545994 Report

Quoted By: >>36546429

>>36545841

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 16:34:10 No.36545996 Report

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>>36545909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnerzayUU2I

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 16:35:58 No.36546010 Report

Quoted By: >>36549649

>>36544644
Just give them a gameboy with Fire Red or a gen 6/7 game, you monster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 16:36:36 No.36546014 Report

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>>36545959
It must be nice knowing you'll be seal clapping at Splishy Splash while your wife's cervix is being penetrated by DeShawndre.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 17:04:07 No.36546164 Report

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>>36545841
People falling for this troll, lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 17:08:28 No.36546187 Report

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>>36544639
>i wonderr...enh what of these things is the corect can...whut to press?

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 17:12:42 No.36546213 Report

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>>36544711
U-use peoplekind...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 17:53:58 No.36546429 Report

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>>36545994
*snap*

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 20:16:48 No.36547498 Report

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>>36545586
>>36545596
nintendo/GF receive money from second hand games?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Sep 2018 01:27:34 No.36549649 Report

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>>36546010
>give his children, his flesh and blood a fucking 3DS Pokémon game
fuck your self

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Sep 2018 01:35:13 No.36549691 Report

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>>36544677
OG Pokemon Red and Blue already was baby's first vidya

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Sep 2018 02:28:43 No.36549953 Report

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I played every game since Red and Blue, Gen 1 is also my favorite gen but I won't buy this because I have a brain.

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