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Anonymous Wed 19 Sep 2018 02:48:00 No.36573300 View View Reply Original Report

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>favorite pokemon
>embarrasing moment in your life

In second grade i found a unused tampon in the boys bathroom and put in my poket (autism killed the cat) it fell out my poket and my teacher gave me the most disgusted look i thought it was like a napkin or something

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Anonymous Wed 19 Sep 2018 02:55:18 No.36573364 Report

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>going out with this girl in HS
>she cheats on me with some guy she met at summer camp
>find out from my friend that she's a known cheater and my guy friends knew about it the whole time because one of them goes to church with her
>ask why he didn't tell me that from the beginning
>he says they wanted to see what happened and I probably wouldn't have believed them anyway
Felt mad as hell at first, then just embarrassed they were only playing along the whole time.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Sep 2018 03:26:22 No.36573570 Report

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>4 or 5
>neighbor is my only friend until he moves away a year later and my actual best friend moves in
>neighbor is about 7 to 8 years older than me
>he comes over and we have a giant tent in one my rooms for some reason
>i don't know why he even came over i was a retarded toddler who would go in his back porch and take toys from his massive box
>his grandma let me too kek
back on track
>we're in the tent and he takes out his dick
>tells me that we should pee in each others mouths
>i was a retarded toddler so i don't see anything wrong here
>i open my mouth and he pees in it
>i drink it like a retard
>tastes so bad
>he tells me to pee in his mouth now but i say no, its gross
>he fucks off, maybe he was scared i dont know
>my mom was on the other side of the house but i didn't want to tell her for some reason
>have never told anybody this story
i was so dumb

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Anonymous Wed 19 Sep 2018 03:27:25 No.36573575 Report

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>>36573570
oh favorite mon

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Anonymous Wed 19 Sep 2018 04:16:25 No.36573912 Report

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>be in middle school
>time for PE
>put on elastic sweatpants in locker room
>currently doing PE things
>all of a sudden, a wild erection appeared (and it was hard)
>the elastic sweatpants didn't help at all by making it obvious
>everyone notices
>girls were shocked with jaws dropped, possibly thinking I was some lusty pervert
>PE teacher finds out and tells me to go to the bathroom to "get rid of it"

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Anonymous Wed 19 Sep 2018 04:57:01 No.36574149 Report

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>>36573912
Forgot to mention that this was from almost a decade ago.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Sep 2018 05:19:02 No.36574234 Report

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Not exactly my most embarrassing memory, but haunts me that this will live on, and be shown to other people.

>be me, senior in technical high school
>take graphic design class
>becomes a joke among friends to photoshop a picture of looking at my computer so that I'm looking at weird or stupid things
>I think it's funny, and joke goes throughout the year
>Sperg brony in the class photoshops me looking at My Little Pony
>hate it, but who cares?
>teacher tells us to submit photos for class senior video
>sperg fucking submits that photo
>teacher puts it in
>literally the only photo of me in the entire video
>he shows these to every class he has for years afterwards
>I wanna die

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Anonymous Wed 19 Sep 2018 05:41:51 No.36574357 Report

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>Be me in High-School.
>Goes to PE class.
>Arrives early like I usually do.
>Go to locker room.
>Sees female student from the previous class changing clothes.
>OhFuck.jpg
>Turns around and looks at the wall instead of leaving.

Or

>Be me in french class.
>Had to make an oral presentation on text we didn't study in class.
>procrastination.mov
>Presentation time.
>Goes first.
>Present garbage I did in a night on text we did in class.
>Got scolded so bad I was afraid of my teacher for the rest of the year.

Thankfully, the next french teacher I got was super nice. So there's that.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Sep 2018 06:06:50 No.36574457 Report

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Another presentation based story

>be me
>in Chinese class, because it is mandatory to learn it at my school
> Have to present in front of class with a script about some Chinese culture or something
>Completely forget about the speech and just type one in quick and use google translate to translate it to Chinese
>Begin to present in front of class
>About a minute in my Chinese teacher starts yelling at my in Chinese
>No idea what she is saying, so I try to continue the speech
>She gets even more furious
>Get told off and yells at me to go to the office
>Turns out I accidentally swore my head off in front of the teacher and she got extremely offended by my poorly written, vulgar speech
>Drop out of Chinese as soon as I could (Thank god this happened near the end of the year)
>avoided the language block of the school until I graduate out of embarrassment

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