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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 08:32:20 No.36606646 View View Reply Original Report

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Which Pokemon would be the most terrifying in real life?

I'd feel like a 3 foot tall bee with conical stingers that a foot tall would be horrific in a casual sense.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 08:34:28 No.36606655 Report

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Living destructions Magcargo and Sliggoo

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 08:35:23 No.36606657 Report

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Mr. Mime

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 08:36:31 No.36606659 Report

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>>36606646
I was gonna say Gorebyss, but the ocean already has horrors that can kill you in various ways.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 08:36:41 No.36606661 Report

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All of the Unova Pokemon

>Gigantic centaur millipedes
>Sharp armored killers that roam in packs
>Giant electric lampreys and steel spike monsters that fall on your head
>Roving garbage monsters
>Pirahnas, soul sucking Jellyfish ghosts
>Dragons fucking EVERYWHERE

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 08:38:23 No.36606665 Report

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>>36606646
I'd imagine the larvitar family would be rough going by dex entries.
>Eats a fucking mountain
>Literally poke'fied godzilla.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 08:40:24 No.36606668 Report

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>>36606646
Imagine an 18 foot rock snake that weighs nearly 500 pounds.

>you realize Onix's depiction in all media makes no goddamn sense with its canon size of 18ft height and 493lbs.

unless that "height" is when its "standin up" and not representing its length I call bullshit.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 08:42:00 No.36606670 Report

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>>36606646
Too many to list if all the Pokedex entries are true.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 08:44:05 No.36606674 Report

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>>36606670
>you realize humans in our world would be fuckig pussies compared to the ones in the Pokemon world given they caually deal with this shit on a regular basis.

I'd shit my pants if 100 meters away from my home was a goddamn 3 headed angry and fast as fuck ostrich.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 08:50:50 No.36606689 Report

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Ghost entries are horrifying.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 08:51:19 No.36606692 Report

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>>36606668
Snakes-like pokemon are measured from head to tail, that's why serperior and milotic standing up are as tall as trainers but their dex entry says they are way higher.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 08:52:51 No.36606696 Report

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>>36606692
well then its bullshit, Onix's head is like 6 goddamn feet all on it own.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 08:52:56 No.36606697 Report

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any that are actively malicious or destructive. even a dragon or giant bug wouldn't be so scary once you know it's not actively out to eat you but embodiments of death or forces out to destroy land masses would be terrifying.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 08:54:13 No.36606700 Report

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>>36606674
>>36606689
>Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up.
>Even your home isn't safe. Gengar will lurk in whatever dark corner of a room it can find and wait for its chance to catch its prey.

And some people call the Pokemon world a utopia they'd want to live in.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 08:57:00 No.36606706 Report

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>>36606700
>its a utopia because the humans got so used such an existence it toughened the fuck out of them to point 10 year olds can legally roam the world with team of animals with supernatural abilities.

Humans in Pokemon are based as absolute fuck.
Despite that shit in Gengar's dex entry humans STILL train and love the fuck of them.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 08:57:30 No.36606707 Report

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>>36606700
>It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns. By waving the flames on its arms, it puts its foes into a hypnotic trance.
>Being consumed in Chandelure's flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind.
>The spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose their way and wander this world forever.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Sep 2018 08:59:42 No.36606715 Report

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Im still waiting for Gamefreak to explain why the fuck is the Ralts line grouped under amorphous alongside gohsts and blobs despite being clearly one of the most humanoid pokemon in the series.

Soemthing's just not right with them.

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