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Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:10:29 No.36630098 View View Reply Original Report

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Name atrocities that would happen if Pokémon were real

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:12:11 No.36630107 Report

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restaurants where you can eat pokemon, people wearing pokemon skin, people using pokemon to brutally murder each other, torturing pokemon for fun, pokemon porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:13:53 No.36630115 Report

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electrodes of peace

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:20:08 No.36630139 Report

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rare pokemon actually going extinct from people seeking out and catching them.
pokemon becoming seriously genetically compromised from people breeding the same pairs all the time, resulting in a super shallow genepool of breedjects flooding back into the wild ecosystems

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:20:55 No.36630142 Report

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Pokémon such as midnight form Lycanroc, Lucario, Braixen, Absol, Salazzle, and Umbreon are common in the Pokémon sex trafficking ring. The people that are involved in this usually have hired criminals steal these Pokémon from their trainers and owners.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:22:18 No.36630148 Report

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Pokemon killed and hunted for their gems

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:24:46 No.36630155 Report

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Mr. Mime is the new Ronald McDonald

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Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:32:18 No.36630179 Report

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>>36630155
there's always one person who goes too far

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:32:33 No.36630183 Report

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Natural disasters out the ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:36:09 No.36630194 Report

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>>36630142
probably pokemon like kirlia, gothorita, and smoochum would be even more common.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:53:46 No.36630236 Report

Quoted By: >>36630308

dipshits would take chandelure to places like hospitals or cemetaries to kill the fuck out of dead people, make places chuck e cheese even more of a shitfest than they already are by taking a rotom there, do all kinds of illegal shit with insert pokemon capable of flight here, several pokemon are outright capable of mind control and i can't think of much more else right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 08:08:08 No.36630278 Report

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people will take their dittos to meet celebrities and models, have the ditto take their shape, then fuck their ditto. there would probably be entire brothers around the concept. shady brothels would under the counter offer dittos transformed into children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 08:10:06 No.36630286 Report

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Eeveelution Brothel ;^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 08:12:47 No.36630290 Report

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Salazzles bred, raised, and trained to rape men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 08:16:50 No.36630308 Report

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>>36630236
Chandelure doesn't wait for you to die, it eats your soul whenever it feels like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 08:21:34 No.36630320 Report

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>>36630098
Beedrills attacks are a serious threat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 08:27:24 No.36630336 Report

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I'd name you some atrocities that would happen if pokegirls were real

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 08:30:02 No.36630345 Report

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>>36630142
>Pokémon such as midnight form Lycanroc, Lucario, Braixen, Absol, Salazzle, and Umbreon are common in the Pokémon sex trafficking ring

Wat. Why. Those are literally dogs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 08:38:08 No.36630369 Report

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>>36630098
rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 09:05:05 No.36630461 Report

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Indian elephants going extinct

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 10:54:53 No.36630804 Report

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>>36630107
>pokémon porn
Well it already exists. and it's a good thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 13:22:58 No.36631355 Report

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>>36630098
The very instant that Pokemon become real, the universe ceases to exist because some legendary got pissed off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 13:24:03 No.36631359 Report

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>>36630139
I imagine legendaries would take care of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 13:32:14 No.36631394 Report

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>>36630098
Donald J. Trump, with his hick supporters, could be using Charizards and Wheezing to gas and incinerate Jews right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 13:52:56 No.36631487 Report

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The earth is destroyed because Kyogre and Groudon are dumb asses. Dialga and Palkia destroy space and time because they are both dumb asses. Legendary Dumb ass Pokemon in general will fuck shit up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 13:54:37 No.36631500 Report

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>>36630098
We would all be dead the moment some dumbass teenager decides to piss off a Pokemon we have absolutely no chance of combating without nukes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 15:43:44 No.36632009 Report

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Legendaries. Yeah sure there's the obvious stuff like Groudon and Kyogre showing up unannounced and killing off millions by accident, but think about it.

Latios and Latias are confirmed to travel in herds that break the speed of sound. Imagine having ten of them fly by completely invisible. Or a new Lugia breeding ground popping up near shipping lanes. Even worse, how do you scare away a Rayquaza that decided your city's massive skyscraper was the best thing to rest on? Or if some "clever" tomb raider sets off a collection of Regis that start Hyper Beaming the countryside?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 15:46:37 No.36632020 Report

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>>36632009
or terrorists using pokemon that can self-destruct for suicide-bombings

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 16:31:18 No.36632315 Report

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>>36631355
>a legendary could the destroy the universe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 19:00:20 No.36633541 Report

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>>36632020
self destruct doesn't kill the pokemon and hyper beam from a dragonite only did enough damage to slam a person into a wall and knock them out

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Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 19:20:12 No.36633674 Report

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>>36630098
you have no idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 19:28:29 No.36633747 Report

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>>36630139
People do that shit with pets and any domestic animal already, hell they even save frozen semen to use/sell after their death

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 19:33:45 No.36633784 Report

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Hypnos and Drifloons would be slaughtered on mass and pokemon who learn sleep causing moves would be banned. Since they are walking rape causers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 23:01:58 No.36635460 Report

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>>36630320

Africanized Beedrills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 23:09:28 No.36635515 Report

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>>36630345
Furries

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 23:39:52 No.36635727 Report

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>>36631355
This ain't digimon anon. In any case terrorism becomes a whole lot easier and they can easily use those legendaries if someone else doesn't get them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Sep 2018 23:53:30 No.36635814 Report

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>>36632020
Exactly Jihadis would have much more easier access to Geodudes than some electric wiring and fertilizer to make bombs
Rig up like 20 geodudes together and it could be catastrophic

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Anonymous Thu 27 Sep 2018 00:09:45 No.36635914 Report

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>>36630461

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Sep 2018 04:34:55 No.36637422 Report

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Terrorists spamming Choice Banded Explosion Pokemon everywhere, people recording how they kill their Charmanders by drowning their tails on rivers and shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Sep 2018 04:48:39 No.36637471 Report

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>>36630098

I'm not certain that I follow.

You realize that we don't have balls to encase our animals. We wouldn't have the technology to rein in Pokemon.

Just the Tapu alone would give people reason to behave themselves.

Honestly if Pokemon were real I have a feeling that our species would become enslaved by them due to our nature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Sep 2018 05:04:22 No.36637512 Report

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>>36631394
The OP said atrocities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Sep 2018 05:27:34 No.36637619 Report

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>>36637471
I bet you jack off to chasity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Sep 2018 05:32:21 No.36637651 Report

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>>36630461
Too far

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Sep 2018 10:59:24 No.36638602 Report

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>>36637471
>You realize that we don't have balls to encase our animals
Yeah because our animals aren't made of energy, like pokémon.
If pokémon really existed we would've been more advanced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Sep 2018 11:18:26 No.36638679 Report

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>>36630098
The world would end the moment some pervert touched one Gardevoir inappropriately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Sep 2018 11:19:27 No.36638684 Report

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>>36638602
>pokemons are made of energy
what the fuck are yout talking about, explain your autism so I can laugh at you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Sep 2018 13:34:35 No.36639316 Report

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Wasn't there a pokémon manga where a dude straight up hyper beam'd a city? Also, earthquake and draco meteor would be catastrophic most of the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Sep 2018 14:09:17 No.36639432 Report

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>>36630098
The psychic and ghost type would be banned and eradicated because they can control human minds literally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Sep 2018 14:24:53 No.36639501 Report

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>Thousands die at hospital. Litwick colony spotted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Sep 2018 19:42:22 No.36641738 Report

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>>36638602
Pokéballs and the storage system work by converting mass into energy and storing that energy.
Same biological makeup as our animals.
So where's our animálballs?

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