>Be shitmon
>Once in a dozen generations a gleaming princess is born among your kind
>She is beautiful, perfection incarnate, kind, a natural leader, and is the only good thing in your miserable existance
>Without fail, she's poached by trainers within minutes, leaving you and your kind alone with the knowledge that you will never be anything but a shitmon
>Get eaten by sableye
Being carbink is suffering
