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ITT: Autistic stories that relate to Pokemon

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 18:04:11 No.36649539 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>36652978 >>36653007 >>36653049

>Be me
>Decide to go on Omegle because I was bored
>Put Pokemon down as a subject of interest
>After being connected with various anons who are just interested in finding nerdy girls to sext with, I finally find someone looking for a conversation
>The conversation starts out normally, such as as sharing who are favourite Pokemon are, which gen was our favourite, etc.
>They then ask if I'm buying the upcoming games on the Switch
>I answer no because they look like shit
>Suddenly, he replies with something along the lines up "PIIKA PPPIIIIIIIII >_<!!!"
>Wtf
>He continues to type out autistic Pikachu phrases
>I try to politely tell him to stop
>He then replies with "CHHHUUUUUU! YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY!"
>Immediately disconnect after that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2018 00:39:25 No.36651544 Report

Quoted By: >>36653007

I got one.

>Be me
>Need to wake up early to catch plane tomorrow
>Sleep schedule/natural rhythm is mad fucked and can't go to sleep at a normal time
>Take sleeping pills
>Decide to kill time on Omegle while waiting for them to kick in
>Itsabot.json
>Right, add a bunch of subjects of interest
>Get anon who also listed Pokemon
>Having a conversation about favourite mons, gens, etc.
>Feel pills kicking in
>Notmypills.bmp
>Fuck.bas
>Whose-fucking-pills-are-they.pk3
>Oh shit right the conversation
>What did I type again
>Okay there's already a reply
>Told I look like shit
>Look at myself
>I do look like shit if shit looks yellow and mousy
>Look back at computer
>Giant monstrous 3DS has me at gunpoint and styluspoint and is feeding me Poke Puffs
>I'm not getting shot today
>Express my gratitude for the 3DS overlord
>Then he fucking drops the Poke Puff right in front of my face
>Wtf
>I'm Pika pissed
>That's no good
>Momma didn't raise him like that
>Tell him he's a bad boy
>3DS monster dies in front of me
>Safe another day in the Mushroom Kingdom

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Sat 29 Sep 2018 04:57:33 No.36652978 Report

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>>36649539
That was funny, opee. Have a bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2018 05:07:20 No.36653007 Report

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>>36649539
>>36651544
>be me
As opposed to? Your sister or mother filled with my cum?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2018 05:15:55 No.36653041 Report

Quoted By: >>36653084

I once mentioned I was playing Platinum in school and when I got home I had a friend request from the weird mexican kid in my grade. I accepted him, he sent me messages about Pokemon and about 10 minutes in shows me the Pokemon porn he drew

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2018 05:18:03 No.36653049 Report

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>>36649539
>He didn't reply with Chuuuu've been a naughty boy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2018 05:26:39 No.36653081 Report

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>Be me
>New girl hired at work
>She likes Pokemon
>She's like 19, total hambeast
>Start talking about Pokemon
>She says only the original 151 matter
>Says she hates Fairy-types and that they don't need to exist
>I point out that they exist to balance the meta and counter dragon and dark.
>Would have accepted a wide variety of valid counter arguments
>But anon, dark-types are the best they're so cool!
>Point out that there are no dark-types in the original 151
>No that's wrong anon! Umbreon is a dark-type!
>Start arguing over Umbreon's number with a goddamn child because I can't let it go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2018 05:27:17 No.36653084 Report

Quoted By: >>36653090

>>36653041
Was it good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2018 05:29:15 No.36653090 Report

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>>36653084
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2018 06:02:04 No.36653201 Report

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>Be me and my Bros at 10 years old
>We have a pretty badass existence in the late nineties/early 00s
>Pokemon is our shit. Play the video games and collect the cards
>We have individual collections, but also retardedly decide to have a group collection that we keep in our treehouse
>There's one kid in our group that we can't stand. Name is Cameron
>Cameron is ten, but acts like he's about six. Only reason we haven't gotten rid of him is he's one of our cousins
>We never let him in the treehouse, so we constantly play this game of "This is my parents yard and thus my property" and "smash Cameron's fingers in the treehouse hatch because he's a faggot"
>Cameron eventually breaks into treehouse and starts rummaging through our manga, games and Pokemon cards.
>He tries to steal a Machamp card. (The one that you could only get in Base set starters)
>We wrestle it away from him, but he falls out of the treehouse
>Broke a kid's arm over a Pokemon card.

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