>>36657546You subhuman baboon. You literal retard.
How dare you speak, you blind consumerist millenial. How dare you open your weak jawed, rim encrusted, onions smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Ronnie Mac Cuck LeSoy. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your tolerance for whatever IP was in your childhood offers no hope to the world that this world can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the University safe zone you came out of, you literal pussy.
I hope you decide to sell your grandfather's house to the chinese and go rape some drunk teenager, as in the millenial cuck's nature. It would still be the only pussy you ever had. Give Chad and Brad a chance for increasing the self-estimn, your sole use to the world. The average cuck's obsession with Nintendo titles is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally it's the only worthwhile contribution your kind has ever made to the medical field. The OMG POKEMON sentiment in the average male is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your vegan food fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor. No amount of low test beard slabbed on your face every morning will make you man. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams about Mario and Zelda.
You moron.
You make Boggie look like a beacon of manhood.
You are the problem of America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, millenial, you'll have a job: making food for beings vastly superior to yourself, uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a "man" of your generation provided for a family.
Die, Carl. No one would miss you. Except for herd animals, who now would have no one to make them look good.