>>36673989>You revive as a Spoink>You can't stop bouncing or you fucking die>You revive as a Wishiwashi>You and all your family become a meal for a hungry Wailord>You revive as a Farfetch'd>You end up served in a restaurant>You revive as a Slowpoke>Your reflexes are as slow as a snail, and because of that people can mutilate your tail and that horrible pain kicks in about 1 hour after>You revive as a Charmander>You can't go outside while it's raining>You revive as a Magikarp>A Pidgeot ends up hunting you>You revive as a Bounsweet>A Toucannon ends up eating youBeing a Pokémon would fucking suck.
