Long time ago, me and my friend Anon here,
We was shitpostin' down a long and angry board.
All of a sudden, there stood a gay OP,
In the middle of the board.
And he said:
"Stop being a Poképhile... Or I'll eat your soul!"
Well me and Anon, we looked at each other,
And we each said, "No way."
And we drew the first thing that came to our heads;
It just so happened to be:
The Best Porn in the World, it was The Best Porn in the World.
Look into my art and it's easy to see
Why we like Pokémon; why we like to lewd thee,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand days or so,
When the mods doth sleep, and the artists doth glow,
And the porn doth grow...
Needless to say, the OP was stunned.
Whip-crack went the report button,
And the fag was done.
He asked us: "Be you autistic?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but MEN."
