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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:02:53 No.36730288 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT things you'd actually do with your Pokemon.

>scam your way to the top with Hypno or Meowth
>use Bulbasaur's sleep powder to cure your insomnia
>store your spirit inside a Shedinja so it doesn't get stale at work
>eat Tropius's neckbeard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:03:47 No.36730295 Report

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>>36730288
Have sex with Ditto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:04:05 No.36730297 Report

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>>36730288
Have sex with Ditto.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:04:40 No.36730301 Report

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Pillow

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:06:01 No.36730310 Report

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>>36730288
>catch a hypno
>go to the local school

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:08:03 No.36730323 Report

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Use Hypno to rape cute girls.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:10:35 No.36730340 Report

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big furret fren
also raise top brokemon such as stoutland

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:15:07 No.36730370 Report

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considering how smart pokemon are, if you ran an obedience school for them, wouldn't it be more like indoctrination than training an animal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:16:07 No.36730380 Report

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>>36730323
>>36730310
These, pretty much

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:18:34 No.36730394 Report

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>>36730288
FUCK THEM

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:19:49 No.36730403 Report

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>>36730288
I'd just chill with my favorite Pokemon I guess.
I mean, not literally.
I hope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:21:27 No.36730413 Report

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>>36730403
Admit you'd fuck her too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:22:14 No.36730419 Report

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>>36730301
holy shit yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:24:08 No.36730433 Report

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>>36730301
>>36730419
It even knows sing! Best cloud dragon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:26:39 No.36730449 Report

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>>36730413
That goes without saying

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:27:17 No.36730451 Report

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>>36730413
If I wanted to fuck a Froslass I'd just stick my dick in a ball of ice. It'd be more or less the same sensation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:50:31 No.36730567 Report

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I'd use my Raichu as a nightlight since they glow in the dark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 01:52:05 No.36730577 Report

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>Laze about with Slowpoke
>Draw stuff with Smeargle
>Teach Kricketune some classical music
>Wear radass shades with Krockorok
>Keep Carbink's gems well-polished and mane fluffy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:00:18 No.36730617 Report

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MARRY PANGORO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:13:27 No.36730705 Report

Quoted By: >>36730714

Fly on the back of any rideable flying pokemon.

Simple, but a childhood dream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:14:13 No.36730714 Report

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>>36730705
How many flying Pokemon are actually big enough to carry a full grown male adult?
Let's assume an average healthy height of 6 feet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:17:45 No.36730732 Report

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>>36730301
my pillow

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:19:16 No.36730740 Report

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>>36730714
Braviary can lift and carry a car so they should be able to carry a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:21:01 No.36730750 Report

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>>36730714
Tropius, maybe, i guess if you were to strap yourself to chest rather than flying on it's that would work better? I still doubt it because of the weight of the person

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:22:06 No.36730756 Report

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>>36730750
*flying on it's back

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:27:46 No.36730782 Report

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>>36730750
The lightest functional aircraft were about 600 pounds, so I doubt it could attain lift with you onboard.

>>36730740
I'll accept that Braviary has super strength (it has to for Sky Drop to make sense), but there's no way a bird that small is going to stay balanced with you on its back. It's going to have to lift you via its claws, which may end up hurting like a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:28:17 No.36730788 Report

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If pokemon were real every single one of you would just use them as fuck toys.

Normies would do shit like fly, swim, or actual things with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:29:21 No.36730794 Report

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>>36730788
Pokefuckers are disgusting desu.
If Pokemon were real that'd count as animal abuse anyway, so enjoy jail time.

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:29:36 No.36730796 Report

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>>36730288
Consentually breed with.

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:31:13 No.36730813 Report

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>>36730794
Normal animals don't give you these eyes

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:34:30 No.36730829 Report

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>>36730788
I would not.
Pokemon are for hug, not fug

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:36:50 No.36730840 Report

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>>36730813

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:38:02 No.36730848 Report

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id catch like 200 rattata and put bowties on all of them, each a different style.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:39:11 No.36730854 Report

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I like the idea of traveling on Torterra'a back, otherwise nothing out of the ordinary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:39:39 No.36730860 Report

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>>36730854
Comfy as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 02:58:14 No.36730983 Report

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>>36730788
Not everyone here is like you anon. Some of us would just love to have our pokemon bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 03:21:05 No.36731109 Report

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>use Magnemite/Rotom to fuck around with electronics wherever I go
>take a Sharpedo across Lake Ontario to go to Canada whenever
>dance with Spinda
>use Snover to make it snow or hail all of the time
>Golurk for insane flying golem shenanigans

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 03:44:05 No.36731245 Report

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Fuck the Lopunny

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 03:46:04 No.36731260 Report

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>>36730288
The idea of reading in a sun room/green house with a Serperior is really comfy to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 04:09:45 No.36731366 Report

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>>36730288
>use Bulbasaur's sleep powder to cure your insomnia
Why would you ever use that when Sing exists and is probably far healthier in the longrun?

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 04:16:46 No.36731405 Report

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>>36730617

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 08:00:38 No.36732182 Report

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>>36730288
>improve my boxing with Hitmonchan
>go to spooky places and read with Duskull's eye to light my book up
>spend my break at work working with Duskull to scare the shit out of my coworkers
>have Duskull hold up my "anything helps" sign when I get fired for scaring the shit out of my coworkers

As a side note, do you think ghost-types would be put down for scaring people the way dogs do for being too aggressive? I wanna know just what kind of things Wanda from the YMCA soccer league would complain to Pokemon Control about if ghost-types were real

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 08:13:12 No.36732202 Report

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>Metagross
recreational artillery platform for home defense

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 08:27:00 No.36732230 Report

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>>36730288
Start the fourth reich with Registeel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 08:45:33 No.36732259 Report

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Go on a adventure then come back home because all my videogames are there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 09:08:19 No.36732336 Report

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>>36730310
>catch Remoraid
>go to an American school

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 09:15:26 No.36732359 Report

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>>36730288
Use chikorita's vines to hang myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 09:17:58 No.36732372 Report

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>>36730288
Fly everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 11:17:47 No.36732944 Report

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>>36730295
First post best post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 14:13:52 No.36733543 Report

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Porygon/magnemite for electronic troubleshooting or a well trained Muk to help clean around the house

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 20:22:34 No.36735811 Report

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>store a hundred or more highly trained joltiks on my person to bypass the six Pokemon limit and the world is mine

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 20:46:06 No.36736005 Report

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