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That'll be:
>$60 for Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu
>$60 for Pokemon Let's Go Eevee
>$50 for Pokeball Plus accessory
>$300 for nintendo switch console
>$70 for pro controller
>$20 dollars a year for nintendo online
>$999 for Iphone XS for to play pokemon go on
>$60 a month for phone plan
>$500 for a tv to play your switch on
>$100 a month for an internet plan
>$110 a month for electricity so you can play charge your switch.
>$1,200 a month for rent so you have a place to use/dock/charge your switch
>$200 a month for food, so you can survive to play the game
>$20,000 for a car to drive to work so you can make the money to afford all of this
>$350 a month in gas so you can drive to work
>$34,740 for a college degree so you can actually get a good enough job to afford all this
>$30 a month to use a dating service to find someone to reproduce with an create a new generation to buy more nintendo products.
>$25,000 for the wedding
>$300,000 for a new house to start a family in
>$233,610 to raise a child to 18
>$100 an hour for marriage counselling.
>$25,000 for a divorce lawyer
>$1,200 for a one bedroom apartment.
>$500 a month on alcohol to make the pain go away.
>$50 an hour for a prostitute
>$350 for a handgun and ammo
>$7000 funeral cost
>+tip

>Ninteno expects us to pay $651,659 for their lazy game they rushed out

Personally I think I'm just gonna go for smash this year.