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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 00:08:43 No.36747951 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>36748162 >>36748201 >>36748669 >>36748811 >>36748814 >>36749686

>another Snubbull/Granbull attack in Johto
>avalanche from Mt.Coronet in Sinnoh traps 3 trainers, rescued by one trainer's previously released Rapidash who happened to be in the area. The Rapidash has been awarded the Pokèmon Rescue Medal of Valor.
>Alder steps down as Unova elite 4 champion, rumors of Iris from Opelucid City replacing the role are widespread

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 00:27:00 No.36748050 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 00:39:12 No.36748142 Report

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AND NOW PLASMA WANTS US TO GIVE UP THEIR POKEMON AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH THEM YOU'RE ABUSIVE YOU'RE BACKWARDS

Why? I'LL TELL YOU WHY BECAUSE THEY HATE UNOVA

THESE GODDAMN GREEN HAIRED DEMONS WANT TO CONTROL US

THEY HAVE GYM LEADERS THEY HAVE ELITE FOUR MEMBERS THEY WILL NOT REST UNTIL THEY HAVE CONDITIONED EVERY UNOVAN TO BE A SPINELESS POWERLESS WIMP

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 00:43:09 No.36748162 Report

Quoted By: >>36748260 >>36748519 >>36748749 >>36748778 >>36748924

>>36747951
>another Snubbull/Granbull attack in Johto
>Snubbull/Granbull
Not Houndour/Houndoom
If you’re going to reference the rise in pit bull attacks at least use a Pokemon species that fits the part AND is based off of a dog breed tht can be just as bad as pit bulls.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 00:45:12 No.36748173 Report

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>>36748142
Good shit

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 00:47:04 No.36748179 Report

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>>36748142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na4GYyJwYjQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 00:50:48 No.36748201 Report

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>>36747951

>It’s that time of year again, Urasring habitats are extremely hazardous due to aggressive behavior from parents as they raise their new offspring for the year. The Following Places are marked as Use Extreme Caution, which means only trainers with 8 gym badges should go anywhere near them. Places: Hills around Blackthorn City, Dark Cave, Mt. Silver.
>Jellicent have been spotted along the outskirts of Lilycove. The Rangers are expected to dispatch a team to disperse this potentially dangerous grouping before it starts amassing close to the shore.
>The Pewter museum has been shut down due to a rogue Litwick sighting. Police are gathering intel from experts before removing it.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 01:00:03 No.36748250 Report

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 01:02:20 No.36748260 Report

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>>36748162
the pitbull meme is overplayed but even if it wasn't the granbull line still makes more sense

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 01:03:10 No.36748265 Report

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>>36748142
>tfw you realize that Gen V was an anti-gun control

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 01:12:07 No.36748313 Report

Quoted By: >>36749540

>>36748265
>gun control
>animal abuse
>modernization vs traditionalism
>the rights of an individual vs the good of a collective
>the idea of whether pokemon consent to their lifestyles or not
Maduda's magnum opus. It broke him when people hated it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 01:23:04 No.36748367 Report

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>Could Hyper Potion kill your pokemon?
>More at 11.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 01:54:26 No.36748506 Report

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>>36748201
>tfw police having trouble with a little candle
They should send in the fire department

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 01:56:54 No.36748519 Report

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>>36748162
Fuck off shitbull apologist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 02:35:41 No.36748669 Report

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>>36747951
>Parents concerned about the lack of Pokemon in new spinoff of the popular Pokken series, Tekken.

>X-Attack scandal continues to haunt Pokebase.

>Authorities concerned for the mental well being of man who claims he met a talking Meowth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 02:50:38 No.36748749 Report

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>>36748162
But Houndoor/Houndoom aren't found in Johto for some fucking reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 02:51:48 No.36748754 Report

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>>36748519
Its not the fault of pitbulls that humans are flawed and disgusting.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 02:56:04 No.36748778 Report

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>>36748162
>Houndour/Houndoom
Dobermanns are known for being obedient security dogs, not for being mindless retards that turn on their owners.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 03:00:22 No.36748811 Report

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>>36747951
>RPing
>>>/trash/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 03:00:31 No.36748813 Report

Quoted By: >>36749003

Silph Co. Are apparently taking over production of new Pokètch models. Is this a good thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 03:00:30 No.36748814 Report

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>>36747951
>In other news the housing crisis is growing, affecting countless people and debt-ridden citizens, mostly young adults. It has been estimated that around 600,000 people have been evicted due to unpaid rent as of last month. With nowhere to go and overfilled pokemon centers, things can only get worse from here.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 03:11:22 No.36748853 Report

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>Child star Satoshi Red announced as the lead actor for Silph Co's upcoming TV series Pokemon Adventures
>Castelia City Council debates ordinance imposing stricter safety requirements on pre-game pokemon battles between sports team mascots

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 03:21:40 No.36748896 Report

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>>36748754
But it is their fault when they murder toddlers on the regular

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 03:23:02 No.36748902 Report

Quoted By: >>36748934

>>>/trash/18808971

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 03:24:23 No.36748906 Report

Quoted By: >>36750412

>>36748896
Thats like saying its a cat fault for attacking you. Animals cant control themselves, especially when bred to kill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 03:28:59 No.36748924 Report

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>>36748778
>>36748162
Granbull and snubull aren't even pitbulls, they're regular bulldogs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 03:29:44 No.36748929 Report

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Fuck off to >>>/trash/18808971
>>>/trash/18808971
>>>/trash/18808971

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 03:30:44 No.36748934 Report

Quoted By: >>36748937

>>36748811
>>36748902
>>36748929
Contain your autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 03:31:08 No.36748937 Report

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>>36748934
Fuck off
>>>/trash/18808971

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 03:32:42 No.36748946 Report

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>>36748937
Fuck off
>>>/trash/18808971

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 03:41:16 No.36749003 Report

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>>36748813
Maybe?
Tell me more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 04:28:48 No.36749202 Report

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Huff.. Huff... hnnnnnnnnnngh SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 04:33:21 No.36749225 Report

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"Hundreds of neckbeards from a Pokemon board arrested for chaining up Gardevoir to use as a sex slaves"

Let's be honest this would be the main headline every week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 04:34:24 No.36749228 Report

Quoted By: >>36749441

>>36749202

dude fuck off, you're not cool or funny or meming, you're just a loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 05:41:39 No.36749441 Report

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>>36749228
Kids, these days, are a goddamn mess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 06:26:30 No.36749540 Report

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>>36748313
lol it was about truth vs ideals, stop reading too much into it.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 06:50:49 No.36749603 Report

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>>36748142
THEY ARE PUTTING VITAMINS IN THE WATER AND THEY ARE TURNING THE PALPITOADS GAY

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 06:52:06 No.36749607 Report

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>>36748179
>Battle Factory trainers' randomly generated text.avi

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 07:08:03 No.36749668 Report

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Audiences were stunned last night as the Human/Pokemon Boxing League's highly-anticipated Floyd Mayweather v Dylan's Hitmonchan match ended in an unexpected T.K.O. in favor of Hitmonchan.

Just seconds after the first bell rung, Hitmonchan delivered a bone-shattering Fire Punch to Mayweather's temple, resulting in a simultaneous compound elevated skull fracture and life-threatening 3rd degree burns. Mayweather was declared dead at the scene.

"Monchan hitmon hitmonchan. Hitmonchan," said Hitmonchan after the match. Roger Mayweather, Floyd Mayweather's coach, had this to say about the match: "I'm honestly not even sure how this is legal. Not only is it animal cruelty, but most of these Pokemon can kill or maim with one shot. Remember the time [Mike] Tyson had a match with a Machamp? Neither does he."

Ringside spectators said they were excited to see the HPBL's upcoming Manny "Pac Man" Pacqiao v Robert's Blaziken match in November.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 07:11:10 No.36749676 Report

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>>36749603
>not politoed
fagget

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 07:13:20 No.36749684 Report

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>>36749607
I LIKE TO ATTACK WITH SUCTION CUPS

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 07:13:55 No.36749685 Report

Quoted By: >>36749700

>>36749676
Palpitoad is native to Unova.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 07:14:03 No.36749686 Report

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>>36747951
But Snubbull and Granbull are bulldogs, not pitbulls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 07:17:34 No.36749697 Report

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>Tracks found on Mt. Silver last week were positively ID’d as belonging to an Aggron, according to the Indigo Pokémon Rangers. The Aggron in question, while so far unseen, is currently believed to be the cause of the rock slide that buried the gate to the Pokémon League last month. Rangers fear that it could clash with local Tyranitar, which would have devestating concequenses for the areas around New Bark Town and Blackthorn City.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 07:18:46 No.36749700 Report

Quoted By: >>36751651

>>36749685
No it isn't, bw2 revealed no mons are unova native.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 10:50:25 No.36750412 Report

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>>36748906
>cats
>attack
Cats don’t kill people, shitbull apologist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 14:13:58 No.36751130 Report

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Bumpèmon

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Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 15:26:47 No.36751436 Report

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>>36749668
absolutely based.
more anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Oct 2018 16:14:49 No.36751651 Report

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>>36749700
what? source?

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