I'll start:
Persian evo: Moneko ("money" + "maneki neko")
Wailord evo: Wailiath ("whale" + "wail" + "goliath")
Swalot evo: Flabgaster ("flab" + "gaster" [Greek, "stomach"] + "flabbergasted")
Fearow evo: Tearow ("tear" + "sparrow")
The evolutions should preferably be of first/second stage Pokémon that you think deserve evolutions.
Feel free to critique others' names, and call each other faggots.
If you're a drawfag, there's the option for you to make designs based on the names in the thread.