>>36777593-I'm not the type to buy merchandise.
-Figures are too expensive for what I can do with them.
-Decorations are just there to gather dust and make the cleaning of my room difficult.
-I'd rather buy games/DLC for my games/TF2 cosmetics (they are just as useless, but I can atleast resell them without worrying about potential damage)
-I have to buy Christmas presents.
-Literally not Meowstic or Espurr. I don't care about merchandise that do not include either of them.
-Even if it has both 'mon I mentionned above, I probably don't care enough about the franchise to buy said merchandise.
-I don't have a credit card, don't want one, don't need one, and I don't care enough to ask my parents to buy it for me for Christmas.
-I refuse to buy things online in the first place.
Pick one. Or don't. Whatever.