>in some afterschool art class in 1st grade
>talking to some of the boys about pokemon, gold and silver had just come out
>talk about how I like the "secret" evolutions, what I called happiness evolutions like crobat and espeon
>one of the boys comes up with an idea to impress me
>tells me about a typhlosion evolution with metal fur and a star on its forhead
>says you need to get typhlosion to a very high level while still knowing swift
>have no reason to disbelief him, listen in awe as he talks about this fabled typhlosion evolution
>go home and and immediately use the swift TM on my typhlosion because I didn't teach it as a levelup move
>grind and grind and grind
>get it all the way to level 100, my very first level 100 without traded exp boost
>it never evolved, souring the joy I would have had in achieving level 100 with my starter
I've never forgave that child :(
