You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a Cacturne, you're as charming as an Eelektross, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad Bounsweet with a greasy black peel!
You're a Pokémonster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of Dewpiders, you have Foongus in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You have Durants in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick Krookodile, Mr. Grinch
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick Krookodile!
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wasty Skuntank
Your heart is full of unwashed Sawks, your soul is full of Muk, Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Klink, Klang, Klinklang"!
