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Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 00:25:08 No.36838980 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>36839068 >>36839097 >>36841439 >>36841796 >>36843872 >>36844112 >>36845094

>I'm here for the job interview

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 00:28:00 No.36839008 Report

Quoted By: >>36839017 >>36839022 >>36843451 >>36845456 >>36845915

I looked over your resume and noticed you never caught 'em all.

Care to explain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 00:29:05 No.36839017 Report

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>>36839008
FUCKING GAMESTOP, DUD- i mean, boss!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 00:29:41 No.36839022 Report

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>>36839008
I am proficient in over 500 pokemon species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 00:31:38 No.36839040 Report

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Having pokemon is not going to impress me, but if you're trying to threaten me, you've got another thing coming. I only have one thing to say about threats: He who hesitates is lost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 00:33:19 No.36839057 Report

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>>36839040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHJoqHz8MVE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 00:35:21 No.36839067 Report

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You did, and now I've called security. You're a fucking idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 00:35:37 No.36839068 Report

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>>36838980
You're hired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 00:38:27 No.36839086 Report

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>when you lose the battle against your prospective employer
How do I go home now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 00:41:37 No.36839097 Report

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>>36838980
heh....
...let the interview begin..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 03:08:01 No.36839834 Report

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>he doesn't have a starter ball meaning he grew up in a ghetto
>no balls beside standard pokeball so poor
>no luxury ball at all meaning he has no Pokemon he cares about
Next please

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 03:16:28 No.36839871 Report

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>>36839068
Hold on, they could be a Mewtwo-loving normalfag. At least ask them some anti-scrub questions like:
1. Name 4 ways to defeat Full Baton Pass
2. How can a Pokemon escape Pursuit?
3. Who is Dennis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 09:11:31 No.36841202 Report

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>>36839834
Or he breed his team to have perfect iv and nature

Dennis

Dennis Fri 26 Oct 2018 09:12:53 No.36841205 Report

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>>36839871
I'm Dennis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 11:13:10 No.36841439 Report

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>>36838980
Ok you had a laugh out of me, fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 13:13:32 No.36841777 Report

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>>36839834
>he uses anything besides Pokeballs

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Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 13:16:28 No.36841784 Report

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>>36839834
>Using anything but Pokeballs for your main mons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 13:20:16 No.36841796 Report

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>>36838980

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 20:51:31 No.36843451 Report

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>>36839008
I'm a type specialist. I don't need them all. Just the ones from my type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 21:14:35 No.36843558 Report

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>>36841784
>Not having your favorite in a Premier Ball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 21:18:34 No.36843581 Report

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>>36841784
>not using aesthetically pleasing balls for each species

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 22:09:10 No.36843872 Report

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>>36838980
You should have read the appointment notice more carefully. It clearly said "No Pokémon". You've got a lot of balls trying to defy that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Oct 2018 22:51:51 No.36844112 Report

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>>36838980
I know we live in a world full of magical creatures but I'm hiring you as an accountant you jackass we can't all be having battles 24/7

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Oct 2018 01:45:52 No.36844925 Report

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If you got the balls to wear that belt to an interview I'm gonna hire you so hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Oct 2018 02:15:15 No.36845031 Report

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I wish I was a gym leader :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Oct 2018 02:27:54 No.36845094 Report

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>>36838980
I don't hire nerds who still cling onto a vidya gaem franchise from their childhood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Oct 2018 03:35:56 No.36845409 Report

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The job's yours if you can defeat me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Oct 2018 03:49:02 No.36845456 Report

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>>36839008
i dont need to catch them all if i can beat them all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Oct 2018 04:02:38 No.36845506 Report

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>>36839871
>Unaware, Red Card/Whirlwind Sturdy, Prankster Haze, Sturdy + Endeavor + priority move
>Outspeed with U-Turn etc.
>The timpani-blessed lord of Plasma
How'd I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Oct 2018 05:36:21 No.36845915 Report

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>>36839008
>I don't know what you're talking about, I caught all 151 legitimate Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Oct 2018 05:38:11 No.36845925 Report

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>>36845094
You’re hired!

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