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>Serena starts to cry after losing for the 20th time >"A weak trainer with a weak spirit. How fucking fitting." >"W-who are you to decide that?! I've come this far all by myself! That has to count for something!" >"If it really meant anything, you wouldn't be bawling your eyes out like a child that didn't get her way. Face it, you're a fraud. A joke. You didn't even face the Elite Four." >"You're wrong..." >"Didn't anyone ever tell you to respect your superiors? I've only beaten you several times now, and THAT proves I'm better than you'll ever be! Bad girls like you should be punished for your badmouthing." >punch >"AAAAAHHH! No... stop..." >"Oh, what's this? A Mega Ring? That sure came in handy when I crushed your Mega Absol with one hit. It wasn't even super-effective! Not that you'd know anything about type advantages." >"Put it back! Y-you're going too far! Please, STOP!" >"Mega Rings are designed to bring out a Pokemon's true potential! But what good is a potential if Pokemon are stuck with a weak trainer like you? Maybe it'd be better if someone else found it..." >"Please... no, I'll do anything!" >"You CAN'T do anything! You never could!" >Serena jumps for the ring, but she's too late >chucked in a river >"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" >"Hahahaha! Cry all you want! It's gone, just with any hope you had of being a decent trainer. Just goes to show how weak you really are, Serena." >"I hate you... I HATE YOU!" >Tears pouring down her face
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man lysandre is such a dick
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>>36854522 Cringe but I also think Serena is shit
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>bullying Serena with anything other than your cock
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I wish Serena was a better character.
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Poor Serena. Also how are we supposed to pronoucne Lysandre? Lice-Andre or Lie-sander?
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>>36855394 God I want to violate his boipussy
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>>36854522 >Suddenly, a shot rang out! >"GAAAAAAAAAH!" >"W-what?" >"Impossible! You're-" >"18th century playwright, Sir Walter Scott." >"It can't be! I thought you were-" >"Dead? Indeed I was. But now, I'm back. And this time, I have a gun." >Action Up The Butt will return after these messages. You are watching FOX. Anonymous
>>36855762 Wooooooooooooof
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>>36855807 Yeah, I suppose it's badfic. Serves me right trying to fight fire with fire.
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>>36855682 Honestly she's better than most 'rivals' we get who just suck your dick. Losing every time would probably get pretty frustrating.
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>>36854522 I have missed this pasta.
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*thumping intensitifies*
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>>36855762 Unironically better than op's copypasta.
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Serena is a shit rival. She's way better as the player character.
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>>36855990 She was Cheren only less interesting. Just another self-pitying tryhard.
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>>36858286 She is shit. Look at her victory road team. Three pokemon are missing a fucking move.
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Cheren's Victory Road team for comparison. This is why serena/calem are - in my opinion - the worst rivals in series history. They get bigged up for being the child of ace trainers and end up displaying little to no skill in battle. Cheren is never happy to lose to you, but his frustration is understandable, and even endearing, because you can see that he's trying so hard to better himself. Serena/Calem just cry because they lost and I don't want to hear that from someone who's only giving it 60%
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>>36858428 Forgot pic. Look at that full roster with 4 moves and an item each. No stupid moves like double kick jolteon or quick attack Vaporeon
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>>36854522 >"Okay, look. You're not a bad trainer. I'm the Champion of the League, Serena, I'm the most powerful person in Kalos. We're above all of them, and you, Serena, you're the only person in the whole damn country who could even approach the mountain I stand on." >"To this end I've killed your family. They're dead. And Tierno. They're all dead, Serena, but there's no value in killing the likes of you. If you want to kill me, hate me, detest me! Run away, and cling to your pitiful life. When you possess the same pokemon as me, stand before me again." Anonymous
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>>36858405 Final Destination.
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>>36858434 >Liepard has Aerial Ace for coverage against fighting types and evasion spam >Simipour takes advantage of its stats with a mixed set giving as much coverage as it can >Unfezant is running a scope lens on top of Super Luck ensure as many critical hits as possible as well as a physical and special coverage. Both of them STABS >Gigalith is a physical wall. Leftovers to help it stick around. Stealth Rocks support too >Haxorus has rock slide to murder the go to type for killing dragons and a boosted Outrage Who the fuck is responsible for building NPC teams for this game? And why isn't he in charge of EVERY game?
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>>36854522 Do you think she slept with Trevor in a moment of weakness while being sad about losing all the time? I bet Trevor took advantage.
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>>36858536 Because you get shit like the trainers right after that one. Not to mention that's the rematch too.
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>>36858405 >Not Delphox only So close, yet so far.
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>mfw playing as grill and bullying blue pajama boi with my team of floofymons cleanup in aisle 5
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>>36858536 >And why isn't he in charge of EVERY game? Why would you want that?
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>>36858319 That matters little. Not only because other rivals did that too but because it barely plays a role on her sucking as a character. XY's rival character sucks by their own demerits of their dialogue and actions. That kind of character being done better the generation just before didn't help either.
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>>36858428 >>36858434 This is fucking retarded, gameplay and narrative is definitely separated in this case, blame XY as a whole for being way easier, not the character.
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>>36858536 Because that fucker also shrunk gym leader and E4 teams to laughable extents.
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>>36858634 This is unironically still better than serena's team
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>>36858442 fuck off narutard
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>>36859096 It really isn't.