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Why can't we win ONCE. JUST ONCE. I'm a HUGE Chespin and Chesnaught fan. hell i'd marry a Chesnaught if it were possible. that's how big of a fan I am. When that stupid frog gained popularity over my baby I howled in anger. I've dedicated years to make sure people would start to hate that stupid ass character. polls, shitposts or whatever you call it, I call it strategy. It was my strategy but it didn't work out as I expected until ass-gayninja lost the league. .You can't imagine how many threads i've made as a falseflagger and as myself to make fun of it and its childish fans. I really thought it was my paladin's time to shine like it deserved to, getting into smash over the ugly frog, perhaps a special manga, spinoff game, etc. But gamefreak keeps pushing that horrible and truly unpopular character so I lost hope. Until Decidueye came. Boy, I was so excited for it. It has EVERYTHING to be a super star. Amazing design and typing, stellar appearances in the games and other things and it was really the fan favorite. So once again I made sure that was going to be the case forever. In 4chan, gamefaqs, reddit, twitter, serebiiforums, youtube, I always tried to make people hate the stupid fugly tiger. And YET GAMEFREAK DECIDES TO PUSH THIS MONSTROSITY INTO SMASH. Instead of you know, the grass starter. The one who always deserved a bit of glory. WHY? I mean, objectively, WHY? I'm disheartened, I don't wanna know anything anbout videogames for a while, I don't evenr know if i'll keep trying to put a bad name into the gay frog and the stupid ass lizard and the ugly cat's names, you don't know the anger I feel while typing this, my keyboard is about to melt down. I don't know what to do...
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>>36879693 Stop trying to shove us Chesnaughtfans into your petty grudge.
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>>36879704 fuck you. I have personal reasons.
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That was embarrasing to read.
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You are the reason these games aren't fun anymore
Anonymous
>>36879693 Grass is just the worst type of the three, it's been meme'd into unpopularity ever since Bulbasaur. Honestly Decidueye was their best chance but it still fell short.
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Autists should not be allowed access to the internet. World would be so much better off if we could mass exterminate people born wrong like you, OP
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>>36879693 >I howled in anger Hi Verlis. Awoooooo
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>>36879693 Your problem is liking the shitty archer owl which fucking shat all over Rowlet and Dartrix. Not only does the bow not fucking work but dart feathers concept is just cooler by default anyway. They literally HAD a good idea and the fucked it.
Anonymous
>>36879693 That archer Chesnaught looks really cute desu Anonymous
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>>36879693 God I feel so bad for Decidueye and his fans. They really got screwed over hard.
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>>36879693 If the gen 8's grass starter evolves into a dual type grass/dark you can breath easy
Anonymous
>>36879693 >Liking Chesnaught AND Decidueye lel
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>>36879971 >not liking Chesnaught Y I K E S
Anonymous
>>36879897 If you're talking battle effectiveness, Venusaur, Sceptile and Serperior are superior to the owl.
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>>36880006 This. Venusaur can run with and without mega and has been good since the very beginning; Mega-Sceptile can do Lightningrod shenanigans (difficult to pull off, but dangerously effective if you can do it); and Serperior actually can perform the age-old SubSeed set and abuse Leaf Storm without consequences.
Owl got fucked, because it can't even do meme strats to save itself.
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>>36880027 And Chesnaught had some bizarre utility because of Bulletproof, and Torterra as shitty as it is at least had a truly unique typing. The Owl is the third Grass/Ghost and there is a fourth one within the same gen.
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Chesnaught fags, everyone.
Anonymous
>>36879693 Why do owlfags ruin every other grass starter?
Like, you guys alone ruined their reputation, sure grass was the meme starter but they were never the edgelord faggots you guys are being.
Chestnaughty fans do not give a fuck about your owl or trying to win, we just a big husbando.
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>>36879693 Decidueye got Pokken. Dont let catfags move the goalposts and say it never mattered.
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Are you serious lmao
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>>36879693 Honestly this is the only grass starter that I could see in
Anonymous
>>36879693 Decidueye is in Pokken you falseflagging retard.
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>>36880589 Retard, don't ever call me a falseflagger WHEN i'm defending my second favorite pokemon next to chesnaught. Fuck off and far away from me.
Nobody cares about Pokken. It's always been about Smash. Everybody wants to get in smash. Noone cares if they're added or not to Pokken, mostly because it will do shit for the character in popularity and normie recognition. So if you got nothing else to say leave my thread please and thank you.
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Off yourself grasscuck
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>>36879693 >likes shitnaught >doesn’t like based Incineroar How can anyone have such shit taste? You can’t even pick baras right
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>>36880736 I dont like loony tune style starters.
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>>36880725 They have tournaments for Pokken, so at least some people care.
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>>36880807 You said it, some. Which is less than 1% of nintendo gamers.
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>>36880807 >They have tournaments for Pokken They've kind of died out.
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>decidueye loses >immediately try to keep starterwars alive by bringing gen 6 shitposting back shameful
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>>36879693 >i don't know what to do Off yourself. Your life is pathetic enough already.
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>>36879693 >stop liking what I don't like REEEEEEEEE Anonymous
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>>36880006 Chesnaught is also capable of running a pretty effective bulk up/leftovers set under the right circumstances. Its hard to do given its weaknesses, but if you can get just one bulk up off and give it drain punch, Chesnaught can tank many hits.
Decidueye can't even run a more gimmicky set like that.
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>>36879944 Chesnaught is always cute.
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>>36879693 Stay mad seething owlfag. Decidueye already made it into Pokken. Besides, /vp/ was doing nothing but shilling Decidueye this whole time and making it out to be the best grass starter ever or something (spoilers: that title belongs to venusaur) and shit talking anyone who disagrees or genuinely likes incineroar and primarina. Frankly, you owlfucks deserve this for acting like such cocks all the time.
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>>3688154 It's a terrible shitmon
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>>36880006 I wouldn’t call some cheese sub-glare leech seed strat better desu. It makes your opponent pissed as hell when you kill their steel type that way rather than using boosted arrow raid to do the same thing.
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Grass is trash
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>>36880807 >>36880840 >>36880872 And Pokken got outsold by FUCKING CARDBOARD, so that percentage of people is literally less than the autists who bought FUCKING CARDBOARD.
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>>36881900 >moving the goalposts Everytime.
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>>36879693 Shut up you pathetic Owlfag trying to masquerade as a Chesnaughtbro. Shame on you!
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>>36879693 Don't give Chesbros a bad name faggot
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>>36880564 Exactly, I'm not sure why they're this angry over Incineroar being in Smash? Decidueye go into Pokken be grateful for that recognition. Now I see why Primarina fans ignore you.
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>>36881744 Agreed, I once said I liked Sceptile and thought Primarina was adorable and freaking owlfags started bashing me. Like damn owlfags have big egos...
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>>36879693 Lmao kys shitnaughtfag
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>>36879693 Stop giving Chesnaught fans a bad name you bitch, we're not involved in your shitty starter fight.
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>>36879693 Well maybe you'll have better luck in Gen 8. Pic very relate.
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is this new pasta?
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1. Registering on the site on the picture of my new girl. 2. New girl writes you every hour. 3. Picк the one you are dreaming about. 4. Loosing your virginity. 5. Profit. I was 26 yo virgin until my friend advised me this service. I've realised seх is overrated.
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>>36879693 Chesniggers are embarrassing
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>>36879693 >Stop Liking what I don't Like!