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Fuck Inshiteroar. We managed to get an even worse character addition than Corrin. Yes. Corrin was a blatant advertisement for the then-upcoming Fire Emblem Fates and not a fan-favorite, but he was at least unique. Inshiteroar is actually worse than him. Its ugly design assaults my poor eyes to the point where I actually feel offended by its inclusion. Most Fire Emblem characters that could be included in Smash are already pretty generic to begin with, with most of them being humans that wield swords. Pokemon, on the other hand, consists of hundreds of unique monster designs with their own special attributes and body shapes. Inshiteroar, out of all those Pokemon, is just another generic brawler, and another fire user in a roster that already has many fighters and fire users such as Little Mac, Ryu, Captain Falcon, Ike, Roy, Charizard, Bowser, and Ridley. We could have gotten a popular Pokemon that had presence in the Smash Ballot such as Sceptile or a different Gen 7 Pokemon that actually has many fans such as Decidueye, Mimikyu, or Lycanroc. However, thanks to Masuda’s bias towards Inshiteroar due to it being his favorite Alola starter, GameFreak and TPCi instead forced Sakurai to include a Pokemon that they and only a few fans like. So many others were shafted just so they could shove their bara fursuit fetish mon down our throats some more. And before all ten of you Inshiteroar fans call me salty, just understand that you are in the minority. Most people would have rather gotten any other Pokemon than Inshiteroar. Now go fuck yourselves.