I went outside today to Walmart today. It made me extremely depressed.

First of all, there were so many hot women that I know I would never bang. I feel like I should off myself soon because I’m not contributing to society.

And second, the amount of kids there with their parents in the electronics aisles asking their moms to buy them a Switch for the new Pokémon for Christmas was also depressing. The kids are unknowingly contributing to the downfall of the franchise. I know they’re the core audience and I guess being old makes me upset. It’s not their fault, I know, it’s me and my reluctance to grow up.

I don’t know, lads. This is exactly why I don’t go outside and why I might not be around when Gen 8 hits.
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