I want to kill and eat a Lopunny. I want to set out bear-traps and wait for an unsuspecting Lopunny to hop right in one. I want to drag her wailing body to the kitchen and strap her to the table. I want to smash her on the head with a sledge-hammer and feel the satisfying crunch of her skull breaking. I want to skin her carcass and use her pelt as clothing for the winter months. I want to slice up her body and hang the strips of flesh on meat-hooks in my freezer room. I want to prepare a meal from her. I want to tenderise her thighs and grind them into mince, which I will prepare into a tasty dinner of chili con carne or perhaps even patties for burgers with a side of chips. Yum yum.

That being said, are there any Pokemon you want to eat /vp/?