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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 00:35:57 No.37015957 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>37016019 >>37016023 >>37016228 >>37016309 >>37017027 >>37017242 >>37017260

The Pokedex is full of pseudoscientific bullshit. I want to know if /vp/ can come out with better, more professional looking Dex entries.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 00:37:44 No.37015974 Report

Quoted By: >>37015979 >>37016254 >>37021423

"rhyhorn is a fucking retard and likes to run lol"

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 00:38:20 No.37015979 Report

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>>37015974
Based

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 00:39:12 No.37015986 Report

Quoted By: >>37016535

Yes, but why waste the neurons on making things sound plausible when GF hasn't given a fuck since BW2?

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 00:41:36 No.37016019 Report

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>>37015957
>rhyhorn's cognitive abilities are severly lacking.
once it started an action, such as running, it will go on, without knowing why it started in the first place

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 00:41:55 No.37016023 Report

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>>37015957
Once it starts fapping, it doesn't stop. Its tiny penis makes it so insecure that it can't get a gf so many of its species become incels.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 00:46:25 No.37016078 Report

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Strong, but not too bright, this Pokémon can shatter even an indian elephant with its charging tackles.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 01:01:29 No.37016228 Report

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>>37015957
rhyhorn is literally my mother’s stone rhino with kaiju characteristics tacked on

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 01:02:49 No.37016243 Report

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Rhyhorn weakness lies within its horn.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 01:04:08 No.37016254 Report

Quoted By: >>37016695 >>37017024 >>37019571

>>37015974
>"Once it starts running, it doesn't stop coming, fed to the rules and it hits the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun, its brain gets smart but its head gets dumb."

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 01:06:52 No.37016291 Report

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>>37016228
What a kaju? Some kind of jelly donut?

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 01:08:34 No.37016309 Report

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>>37015957
>"Once it begins a chrage, it won't stop until whatever set it off is gone or dead on the ground. However, it doesn't possess a good memory, so sometimes it may not remember what made it go on a rampage in the first place."

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 01:09:16 No.37016315 Report

Quoted By: >>37016479

Rhyhorn looks like a rock rhino with a horn. The origin of it's name is unknown.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 01:22:47 No.37016479 Report

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>>37016315
>rhino with a horn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTTLpUiT35U

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 01:26:43 No.37016535 Report

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>>37015986
SMUSUM had many great entries (for only the Pokemon in the Alola dex because fuck the rest)

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 01:38:26 No.37016695 Report

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>>37016254
Lol

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 02:07:29 No.37017024 Report

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>>37016254

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 02:08:20 No.37017027 Report

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>>37015957
It's like a Genwunner

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 02:27:24 No.37017242 Report

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>>37015957
ay, yo, dis nigga runs like a mo fo, but if sum ya'll try askin why it run, it don't remember that shit, dawg

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 02:29:05 No.37017260 Report

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>>37015957
Rhyhorn's eyesight is absolutely terrible. As such, it will charge anything it thinks is a rival trying to steal its territory, including rocks, bushes, and clouds of dust.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 03:06:51 No.37017614 Report

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>>37017260
>Rhyhorn's eyesight is absolutely terrible. As such, it will charge anything it thinks is an Indian Elephant trying to steal its territory, including rocks, bushes, and clouds of dust.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 03:14:37 No.37017665 Report

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>>37016291

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 07:49:06 No.37019571 Report

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>>37016254
kek

Cruz Flake !!O448YVk/kG5

Cruz Flake !!O448YVk/kG5 Sun 18 Nov 2018 12:48:00 No.37021269 Report

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Darumaka's shit is fucking burning. People used to shove it up their asses or something

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Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 13:10:50 No.37021423 Report

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>>37015974
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