>tfw you will never slather Honey across various trees in Sinnoh
>you will never painstakingly check every tree each day to see if it attracts Pokemon
>you will never go several weeks without finding anything
>you will never check on your last tree of the day and discover a Cherubi hungrily feasting on the Honey when you thought that all was lost
>you will never sneak up behind the Pokemon, making sure that its stupid greedy self doesn't notice your presence
>you will never swiftly grab a hold of its head stem, prying it away from its meal, causing it to cry out in fright and pain
>you will never elevate the Cherubi slightly so that you can admire it from all angles, taking note of how chubby and ripe it's grown while it cries a sweet nectar
>you will never take a sampling of this nectar with your tongue and grin sadistically as it sobs even more
>you will never finally bite into its secondary head, taking a healthy mouthful of its succulent, cherry flavored flesh and cause the Cherubi's main head to scream in agony
>the explosion of flavor will never caress your palate, a bit of juice dribbling down your chin as you keep eating and the Pokemon keeps screaming
>you will never eat your fill and toss the stupid Cherubi away
Why live.
