>>37029919I don't keep up with competitive but I wanted to say this:
Is Yanmega ANYONES favorite pokemon? Like, thats not possible. There's no way a human could look at all 800 some wacky creatures and say, "hmm my favowite is da reguwar dwagonfwy :)". Anyone who says Yanmega is their favorite pokemon is fucking lying. Their just saying it to be contrarian and look smart or something for having such a /simple/ yet somehow /refined/ taste. This is probably the type of scenario someone who claims to like Yanmega imagines in their head. They're sitting at the head of a long table, wearing a grand crown, hosting a grand luncheon feast, they stand up holding a fucking goblet made of stone emblazoned with jewels in one hand, and in the other a giant cartoon ham, and they say "HEAR YE, HEAR YE, MY FAVORITE POKEMON IS YANMEGA" and all the fucking renaissance fair maidens start swooning and nervously running their fingers through their hair... "oooh, Yanmega, now thats exactly what I would expect from someone as wise as the king". Like I just don't understand how someone could honestly say that Yanmega is their favorite pokemon. If you seriously think that way then i don't even know you might be a vampire or some goofy shit, like thats not human behavior. Its like a cyborg alien trying to blend in with humans and you ask them what their favorite pokemon and they go "beeb boop... generating random number range 001-809... loading... 469... boop... ah yes fellow human my favorite pokemon is
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Yanmega_(Pokémon), its so cute".
To all people who honestly think Yanmega is their favorite pokemon, do you just like have bad self esteem or a low opinion of yourself or something? Because thats my only other explanation is maybe they just dont think they're worthy of picking a cooler one. Maybe they think "ah, Im a shitty worthless person so I should pick a shitty pokemon". Like, its okay dude you can pick something cooler like Galvantula or umbreon
