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Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 03:47:20 No.37030187 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>37030453 >>37030679 >>37031893 >>37033529 >>37034823 >>37034932 >>37034958 >>37035132

What are some evil things you guys want to do if you could do it in the pokemon world? i want to Flood an island by capturing a lot of water pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 03:48:22 No.37030201 Report

Quoted By: >>37030226 >>37033651 >>37035132

I want to use Dialga to go back in time and save Nazi Germany

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 03:49:14 No.37030210 Report

Quoted By: >>37035132

stick a long, leafy vine up quagsire's ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 03:50:13 No.37030226 Report

Quoted By: >>37030238 >>37030251 >>37035132

>>37030201
Nazi Germany doesnt exist in the pokemon world. keep it pokemon related

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 03:51:36 No.37030238 Report

Quoted By: >>37030254 >>37031907

>>37030226
I want to use Dialga to go back in time and save Nazi Germany

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 03:53:03 No.37030251 Report

Quoted By: >>37031907

>>37030226
I would use Dialga & Palkia to travel across space and time to bring Nazi Germany to the Pokemon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 03:53:29 No.37030254 Report

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>>37030238
You cant save something that doesnt exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 03:54:17 No.37030264 Report

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Well this thread is off to a great start.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 03:56:43 No.37030290 Report

Quoted By: >>37030661 >>37035132

Personally, I'd capture Jirachi and use my 3 wishes to
Make Nazi Germany real
Make Israel real
Give Nazi Germany enough gas chambers to actually commit the Holocaust since they didn't have enough historically

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 04:01:30 No.37030341 Report

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Can we please stop this, How would you know about nazi germany if youre from the pokemon world? it doesnt make any sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 04:15:06 No.37030453 Report

Quoted By: >>37035132

>>37030187
I want to burn an Island by capturing a lot of fire pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 04:19:25 No.37030494 Report

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Remember guys. OP said evil things, not making humanity better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 04:24:06 No.37030526 Report

Quoted By: >>37030661

German region when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 04:27:43 No.37030575 Report

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FUCKING /pol/TARDS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 04:28:52 No.37030586 Report

Quoted By: >>37030661

I want to use Jirachi to wish Nazi Germany into existence in the Pokemon world, make Adolf Hitler the Champion, and make 8 of the concentration camps Gyms.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 04:35:41 No.37030661 Report

Quoted By: >>37030678

>>37030586
>>37030526
>>37030290
I want you all to fuck off. fuck off and never return to my thread ever again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 04:37:30 No.37030678 Report

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>>37030661
t. Schlomo Shekelberg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 04:37:35 No.37030679 Report

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>>37030187
I want to use Psychic and Ghost types to mind control and manipulate girls into being my sex slaves and men into my torture dolls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 04:58:06 No.37030873 Report

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I would use Ditto to transform into Hitler and start the Fourth Reich

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 05:05:32 No.37030932 Report

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Put me in the screencap

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 06:59:00 No.37031724 Report

Quoted By: >>37031759 >>37031883

i would summon mega fug to give the isreal its own 9/11.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 07:04:15 No.37031759 Report

Quoted By: >>37031766

>>37031724
Fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 07:05:31 No.37031766 Report

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>>37031759
no, fuck on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 07:25:42 No.37031883 Report

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>>37031724
The OP said evil things, my dude.
That's just perfectly acceptable retaliation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 07:27:01 No.37031893 Report

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>>37030187
take a chandelure to a hospital or retirement home

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 07:27:46 No.37031901 Report

Quoted By: >>37031994

>Capture a shitton of Voltorbs
>Breed them like crazy also
>Get that LGPE porta-box filled with them
>Head by Orre
>Shadowfy them all, so that they can harm trainers
>Delete all non-Explosion moves
>ALLAHU AKBAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 07:28:15 No.37031907 Report

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>>37030251
>>37030238
Genuine kek

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Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 07:40:21 No.37031983 Report

Quoted By: >>37031995 >>37032004 >>37032006

Where do I begin?

I wanna force a loli and her mother to suck off my Charizard, Have the loli give him a rimjob while the mom gives him a sloppyjob until his load fills both their mouths

I would gather 10 babies, oil them up and watch as my dragonair swallows and digests them

I would use my haunter possess an innocent loli and have sex with me

I would Use Hypno to hypnotize a family (Mom, Dad, brother and sister) to strip their clothes off, beg to be eaten and have my Milotic swallow them all then jerk off as they digest inside

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 07:42:10 No.37031994 Report

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>>37031901
>capture a shit of of weezing
>fly to the state of isreal
>go to densely crowed area
>weezing used poison gas!
Hitler would be proud.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 07:43:11 No.37031995 Report

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>>37031983

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Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 07:44:56 No.37032004 Report

Quoted By: >>37032044 >>37032053

>>37031983
This is why I'm glad the Pokeworld isn't real. In reality, there would be fucking shit like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 07:46:11 No.37032006 Report

Quoted By: >>37032011

>>37031983
>I would gather 10 babies, oil them up and watch as my dragonair swallows and digests them

Eh, change that to small children and I'm with you.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 07:47:12 No.37032011 Report

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>>37032006
How the fuck is that any better?

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Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 07:52:20 No.37032036 Report

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>>37032011

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Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 07:53:42 No.37032044 Report

Quoted By: >>37032233

>>37032004
This hits hard since there's already some sadistic shit out there I saw a cat get brutally raped by his owner

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 07:54:56 No.37032053 Report

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>>37032004
Yep, there would parents making underground videos of their children fucking pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 08:10:44 No.37032153 Report

Quoted By: >>37032157

Was Narutaru right then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 08:11:57 No.37032157 Report

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>>37032153
Not until Arceus decides to bitchslap every human to death at once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 08:20:18 No.37032206 Report

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I personally would use Dialga to go back in time and save Nazi Germany

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 08:27:57 No.37032233 Report

Quoted By: >>37032372

>>37032044
I'd ask but at the same time I don't want to

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 08:35:48 No.37032271 Report

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I would command my cute-mon to use Hold Hands and watch the chaos ensue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 08:58:21 No.37032372 Report

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>>37032233
The cat was screaming like I never heard a cat scream before. I could hear the tissue in its tiny vagina rip like a old clothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 13:38:37 No.37033529 Report

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>>37030187
I want to electrocute an island by capturing a lot of electric pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 13:41:28 No.37033538 Report

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nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 14:02:02 No.37033651 Report

Quoted By: >>37035103

>>37030201
Then how did Lt. Surge fight in Vietnam? It’s hard to see how you could have one without the other if you decide to make one real world location/event canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 17:08:34 No.37034823 Report

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>>37030187
Capture the creation trio, and with all their might, remove half the population.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 17:16:46 No.37034877 Report

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Dunno, probably have sex pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 17:24:37 No.37034932 Report

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>>37030187
FUCK YOU TEAM AQUA NO-ONE LIKES YOUR FUCKING WATER. I'M GOING TO CATCH GROUDON AND GET RID OF WATER FOREVER.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 17:26:35 No.37034958 Report

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>>37030187
Catch Arceus and made it erased all pokemon from the 1st gen.

Cruz Flake !!O448YVk/kG5

Cruz Flake !!O448YVk/kG5 Mon 19 Nov 2018 17:47:46 No.37035103 Report

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>>37033651
The war Surge fought in was never specified as being Vietnam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 17:51:08 No.37035132 Report

Quoted By: >>37035411

>>37030187
>>37030226
>>37030290

Cringe.
>>37030201
>>37030210
>>37030453

Based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Nov 2018 18:27:26 No.37035411 Report

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>>37035132
>Look dad, I quoted a lot of people! Can I suck your dick now?

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