You know what fuck this franchise. Fuck anyone who bought this crap. Fuck Kanto, and fuck Gamefreak. And more importantly fuck those who ripped the game as soon it was revealed and the months following just to lose all self control and buy it in the end. You and the "I need my Pokémon fix" crowd are the reason we get shit like LGBT. And I'm the entitled one? No, I just want to spend my money on actual effort put into my monster befriending simulator.
Whats do is that it's not the shills, it's not the underages, it isn't the Go-Fags, it's not the Genwunners, and it's not the normies. Nope, it's faggots like you who don't have the balls to stand by your convictions and blow your hard on cash on a soulless cash grab meant for literal children.

And what's funny about it, is that GF knows this, and you know they know this. But yet you're still there release day, at your local gaming store or Nintendo EShop with a credit card in hand, mouth gapped, saliva glands salivating, with growing anxiety just to scoop up a shitty attempt at a Pokemon game. Like do you even try? You probably don't, that's why you spent $400 plus tip on an even more casualized phone app that's already free to play on IOS and Google Play. They even removed a majority of the things that makes this franchise interesting, like abilities, wild battles, and I don't know... the Pokémon themselves.

But hey I hope you enjoy your baddy bad virtual Pokeball throwing tutorial, I hope you enjoy the shitty gimmicks that definitely won't get old, and I hope you never stop playing it. Literally, I hope people like you die from exhaustion, trying to enjoy the most tedious and watered down Pokémon game to date. Also your waifu is trash.