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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 03:27:28 No.37103279 View View Reply Original Report

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What's the most autistic thing you've done in relation to Pokémon /vp/?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 03:29:51 No.37103293 Report

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Throw my GBA against the wall because my battery ran out when i encountered a shiny Gulpin.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 08:41:53 No.37104779 Report

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told my friends i was dating whitney

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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 08:43:33 No.37104782 Report

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Oh dear.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 08:45:29 No.37104793 Report

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Have my Pokemon hatch in matching locations. Ex: Weavile in Dark Cave

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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 08:53:16 No.37104819 Report

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giving orders to my pokemon in online battles...

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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 08:59:05 No.37104840 Report

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Develop a long lasting fantasy about having a pokemon wife. Its been 10 years and its still as bad as ever.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 09:00:40 No.37104845 Report

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>>37103279
hoo boy this is gonna be a long one

>Be me
>Be in elementary school
>Be highly autistic
>Fucking love "pokey-mans" as I put it as a kid
>bugged every single teacher and kid about it when they bothered to talk to me
>All I would fucking talk about
>Mom is scared
>Had a Machamp action figure I brought to school every day
>showed it to everyone, shoving it in people's faces
>Eventually nobody wanted to do anything with me because of how autistic I was
>Didn't care, Machamp was my only friend that mattered, being alone was fine
>This was especially prevelant at recess, where I played by myself at a random spot that nobody would go near
> one day, some older kid comes up to me one day, probably felt sorry for my autistic ass playing by myself with Machamp
>"Hey whatcha got there"
>grin really fucking wide, like a chimpanzee about ready to throw shit at unsuspecting passerby
>"It's a pokey-man!"
>Older kid probably realized what fucking mistake he made, but stuck with me anyway

cont. 1/???

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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 09:01:11 No.37104848 Report

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>>37103279
>Soft reset starters for better batures
>wait to evolve pokemon in fitting moments

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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 09:02:05 No.37104849 Report

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I picture myself battling with my Pokemon like in the anime whenever I do go online. I imagine every attack, dodge, and hax. I scream when my Pokemon fall asleep, begging them to wake up, and picture the opponent's Pokemon frozen in ice right before Ice Beam lands to make it sure it actually gets frozen. I even do the z move poses and put on my mega evolution bracelet.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 09:07:36 No.37104858 Report

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>>37104845
>"oh that's cool. he has four arms."
>Nod really fucking hard, glasses falling of my snivelly nose, constantly snot-ridden because I was allergic to every fucking thing as a kid
>"He's the BESTEST pokey-man!"
>Breathing really heavily at this point, shoving the Machamp in his face, the head all chewed up because I liked to gnaw on it's head
> "Do you wanna SEEE him??"
>Kid clearly wants to get away from my diseased ass, so takes Machamp by one hand that doesn't look too chewed up or covered in spit
> "Y-Yeah he looks cool"
>He fiddles with the two lower arms a bit
>The toy had gone through many months of abuse at that point, being chewed and thrown around
>Machamp probably wanted the sweet, sweet release of death from my demonic grasp
>Older kid tugs on both arms really hard, they easily snap
>Ohshit.jpg

2/???

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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 09:10:35 No.37104864 Report

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You ate the kid, didn't you.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 09:16:36 No.37104878 Report

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>>37104858
>"Oh sorry, I broke him by accident" the kid says, dropping the toy to my feet
>Takes a while to register with my retarded brain, but eventually figure it out
>Machamp was fucking dead
>An unholy autistic rage fills my soul, screeching louder than any goddamn banshee
>take the Machamp doll clenched in my fist and punch the kid so fucking hard in the gut he probably lost his breath
> I saw only red, the worst kind of rage an autismo can muster
>Pummel the poor fuck's face like a deranged gorilla who lost it's son, screaming about how he broke "my perfect pokey-man"
>blood is spilt, think I broke his nose
>Eventually teachers nearby realize that one of their students is being mauled by the class retard, takes about three of them to restrain me
>Kid had to go home for the day, mom took away my toy and couldn't play or watch Pokemon ever again
>Went to special Ed classes for about a third of my educational career before I got better
>Get fucking PSTD of the war crime I committed every time I see the Machamp line

3/3

really hope that kid got some fucking lollipops or some shit
Blake, if you're out there, I'm sorry as fuck

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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 09:19:16 No.37104886 Report

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>>37104858
>>37104878
KEK

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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 09:36:09 No.37104927 Report

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>>37104858
>>37104878

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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 09:47:32 No.37104955 Report

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There was this kid who i saw playing with a machamp figure at recess one day. I made the mistake of engaging conversation with him.

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