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Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 16:58:19 No.37143956 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>37143966 >>37144068 >>37144120 >>37144145 >>37146521 >>37147342 >>37147642 >>37147887 >>37151764 >>37152426

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 16:59:56 No.37143966 Report

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>>37143956
t. Archie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 17:06:37 No.37144016 Report

Quoted By: >>37144046 >>37144048 >>37144449 >>37146529

>Ghetsis has a son
>incel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 17:09:43 No.37144046 Report

Quoted By: >>37144463

>>37144016
That he found in the woods

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 17:09:47 No.37144048 Report

Quoted By: >>37144463

>>37144016
Isn't N adopted?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 17:12:10 No.37144068 Report

Quoted By: >>37146887

>>37143956
giovanni is probably like 5'7 (via italian genetics). there's no way archie with his sexy beard isn't crushing at least twice as much puss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 17:18:41 No.37144120 Report

Quoted By: >>37151728

>>37143956
Cyrus is too autistic to be an incel. He probably doesn't give even give a shit about sex and has no problem making his executives women.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 17:20:41 No.37144141 Report

Quoted By: >>37144484 >>37145411

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 17:20:51 No.37144145 Report

Quoted By: >>37144291

>>37143956
Archive probably fucks the shit out of Shelly on a daily basis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 17:36:35 No.37144291 Report

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>>37144145
And Maxie too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 17:56:35 No.37144449 Report

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>>37144016
>Ghetsis has a son
>Who is a Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 17:59:48 No.37144463 Report

Quoted By: >>37146529

>>37144046
>>37144048
Ghetsis purposefully abandoned N in the woods so he could be raised by Pokemon and thus keep an ignorant innocence making it easier for Ghetsis to manipulate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 18:04:10 No.37144484 Report

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>>37144141
>Incineroar
>most popular starter in Japan
Uhhhh no?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 18:09:36 No.37144512 Report

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PLASMA RISE UP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 18:37:12 No.37144718 Report

Quoted By: >>37146624

>Lysandre that high

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 20:16:56 No.37145411 Report

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>>37144141
>most popular starter in Japan
Nigger are you high? Its not even in the top 5 most popular Alola pokemon in Japan if I recall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 20:25:58 No.37145463 Report

Quoted By: >>37146624

Lysander is obviously the most incel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 23:14:46 No.37146521 Report

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>>37143956
There is no way a faggot like Giovanni can match up to BBC Archie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 23:17:12 No.37146529 Report

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>>37144016
>>37144463

This. You people are retarded.

Also, Ghetsis is a 2 m. tall white rich Chad cultleader. He can get pussy when he wants it. At least in BW.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 23:28:45 No.37146624 Report

Quoted By: >>37146708

>>37144718
>>37145463
>billionaire
>2nd tallest person in Kalos behind a 10' lanklet
>owns a cutting-edge tech company
>has a harem of qt scientists
>wants everyone to be a productive member of society
>incel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 23:39:57 No.37146708 Report

Quoted By: >>37147050 >>37147610 >>37147677

>>37146624
Is Lysandre the Elon Musk of the Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 00:04:05 No.37146887 Report

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>>37144068
I though Archie was short.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 00:25:35 No.37147050 Report

Quoted By: >>37151759

>>37146708
Lyssandre is Elon Musk fused with Hitler. Has power, good with words, good with money, business, technology, controls the media and has actual ideals while Giovanni just wants to jew others of their wealth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 01:01:33 No.37147342 Report

Quoted By: >>37147604 >>37148019

>>37143956
Nope. Cyrus is the Incel archetype.
So it would be, in terms of Incelness
Cyrus>>Max(ORAS)>>>>>>>Guzma>Ivan(RSE)>Ghetsis>Max(RSE)>Lysandre>Ivan(ORAS)>Giovanni

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 01:42:54 No.37147604 Report

Quoted By: >>37148019

>>37147342
Who the fuck is Ivan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 01:43:55 No.37147610 Report

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>>37146708
Lysandre is insane, but not *that* insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 01:47:57 No.37147642 Report

Quoted By: >>37147823

>>37143956
come on, Cyrus is the maximun incel pokemon villain, and Maxie at least hook up with that sweet autistic pokebabe Courtney.
Guzma got the ghetto bitches

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 01:52:28 No.37147677 Report

Quoted By: >>37148005

>>37146708
elon musk got hairplugs, that instantly disqualifies him as a chad. a real chad would have endured the soul-crushing balding process and come back stronger from it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 01:54:29 No.37147696 Report

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Cyrus is volcel. He doesn't like people. Lysandre and Maxie are the closest to incel imo. Guzma isn't an incel.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 02:11:25 No.37147823 Report

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>>37147642
Maxie barely gives a shit about Courtney, if he's hooking up with any pokebabes it's Archie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 02:21:30 No.37147887 Report

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>>37143956
>Cyrus
>Incel
Anon, the guy was basically the leader of a cult that included plenty of female grunts. One of his female admins also wanted his D.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 02:28:25 No.37147958 Report

Quoted By: >>37148064 >>37149856

There's almost no such thing as a villain boss incel. By default the position requires some degree of charisma and leadership skills.
Even Maxie, the biggest dork of them all, must more or less be a chad. Do you think Team Magma would be full of girls carrying out his will if he wasn't?
The only possible exception is Ghetsis, because he propped up N and Colress as public leaders of Team Plasma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 02:33:47 No.37148005 Report

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>>37147677
>t. seething baldlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 02:35:42 No.37148019 Report

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>>37147604
>04▶
>>>37147342
I think ivan is archie in europe somewhere.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 02:43:10 No.37148064 Report

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>>37147958
>Even Maxie, the biggest dork of them all
Fuck you ORASS fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 09:35:45 No.37149856 Report

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>>37147958
most villains are INTJ

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 17:42:31 No.37151728 Report

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>>37144120
This is believable. Guzma probably has a handle on his female grunts too. Probably can’t fuck Plumeria thou

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 17:47:37 No.37151759 Report

Quoted By: >>37151778

>>37147050
>good with words
elon musky is a fucking retard when he has to talk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 17:48:21 No.37151764 Report

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>>37143956
At the very least swap Guzma and Lysandre. Guzma is surrounded by street thots 24/7. You know he keeps 'em keen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 17:48:26 No.37151767 Report

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Guzma, watch out, Lysandere’s about to die for the 5th time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 17:50:18 No.37151778 Report

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>>37151759
Hitler was good with words.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 17:50:35 No.37151781 Report

Quoted By: >>37152030

>Calling Cyrus an Incel when he bangs Giratina anytime he wants

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 18:14:42 No.37151946 Report

Quoted By: >>37152292

>giovanni is the only boss so chad that the entire organization spends a gen trying to get him back
>then he comes back in another dimension being the boss of pretty much everyone else

how does he keeps doing it fanns
is it the italian genes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 18:30:12 No.37152030 Report

Quoted By: >>37152335

why are you retards calling Cyrus an incel when Mars is after his magnum dong? He's a volcel if anything, he doesn't value love or lust, or any other emotion really.

>>37151781
this also

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 19:10:47 No.37152292 Report

Quoted By: >>37152315

>>37151946
>is it the italian genes
Are you a professional moron, or just a gifted amateur?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 19:13:12 No.37152315 Report

Quoted By: >>37152351

>>37152292
>named Giovanni
>not Italian
Calm down, paisano.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 19:15:59 No.37152335 Report

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>>37152030
I want Mars to tie me up desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 19:19:20 No.37152351 Report

Quoted By: >>37152360

>>37152315
Please explain to me how サカキ is an Italian name.
Or are you just honestly unaware that almost all the English names you're familiar with are made up by the localization team?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 19:20:56 No.37152360 Report

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>>37152351

>Mafia boss isn’t Italian

I bet you think a Yakuza isn’t japanese

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 19:30:45 No.37152426 Report

Quoted By: >>37152435

>>37143956
Guzma fucked Lusamine and sucked her toes for sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 19:32:13 No.37152435 Report

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>>37152426
>implying lusamine didnt lead guzma all around by a leash with promises of sex she never had any intention of actually fulfilling

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