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Monkey’s Paw

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 03:24:02 No.37194080 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>37201052 >>37201178

In this ITT: Make a wish and then we find a way to have it backfire horribly.

I’ll start with both a wish and a result just for demonstrations’s sake:
>No more Kanto pandering

>Poison type gets removed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 04:51:43 No.37194424 Report

Quoted By: >>37194619 >>37199925

>Poison type removed
That's the equivalent of those normie monkey paw threads where the wish is granted but you get kicked in the balls or shit yourself to death.

Let me try:
>No more Kanto pandering
Granted. But any Kanto music remix and facet of Kanto that's appeared outside of Kanto will still be shoved in your face, because technically it's not Kanto pandering, but instead pandering to things that coincidentally were in Kanto at some point.

Anyways, I wish for a dungeon crawling Pokemon game with the current core game's battle system. Yes, this includes LGPE's catching mechanics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 05:31:42 No.37194619 Report

Quoted By: >>37194660

>>37194424
I believe there was a joke there and I believe you missed it, my good anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 05:40:54 No.37194653 Report

Quoted By: >>37194737

GF fix ice type

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 05:42:13 No.37194660 Report

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>>37194619
I got the joke. It was just painfully unfunny.
But I'm sure you're very proud of that joke so if it helps you sleep at night I'll pretend to have not gotten it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 06:00:29 No.37194737 Report

Quoted By: >>37194743

>>37194653
The meta is centralized by new move Icy Terrain: All non-ice types that are touching the ground have a 10% chance of getting frozen with each passing turn. Water type attacks become ice type and Ice attacks deal neutral/supereffective damage to fire types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 06:01:38 No.37194743 Report

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>>37194737
Toss in an accuracy decrease because ice makes you slip

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 06:08:59 No.37194786 Report

Quoted By: >>37194907

Make Stealth Rocks less centralizing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 06:13:36 No.37194804 Report

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We get anime styled battles for next gen
But only for Pikachu and Eevee

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 06:33:18 No.37194897 Report

Quoted By: >>37194916 >>37201105

Monkey Paw, will you make Tentaquil canon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 06:35:31 No.37194907 Report

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>>37194786
Give Lando defo-
Oh wait

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 06:36:32 No.37194913 Report

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I get to design the pokemon for the next generation of games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 06:37:19 No.37194916 Report

Quoted By: >>37194923

>>37194897
Granted but normies will shit all over it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 06:39:29 No.37194923 Report

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>>37194916
Hardly a monkey's paw when normies already shit on any pokemon that isn't from the first two gens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 10:35:59 No.37195417 Report

Quoted By: >>37196967

Create the perfect Pokemon that exists had a hard counter for everything in OU

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 18:53:49 No.37196941 Report

Quoted By: >>37197095 >>37201091

I wish that flareon was viable

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 18:58:12 No.37196967 Report

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>>37195417
Granted, but it's banned to ubers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 19:21:57 No.37197095 Report

Quoted By: >>37197145 >>37197576 >>37199858 >>37200279

>>37196941
Granted, but it's only viable in PU

I wish Incineroar had a less shitty design

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 19:32:11 No.37197145 Report

Quoted By: >>37197428 >>37201063

>>37197095
Granted, but it's cut from the next smash game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 20:21:22 No.37197428 Report

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>>37197145
This isn't monkey's paw, this is two wishes for the price of one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 20:41:01 No.37197576 Report

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>>37197095
It's now a fire fighting type

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 04:22:21 No.37199858 Report

Quoted By: >>37199883

>>37197095
i wish never existed.

Brasilia boy

Brasilia boy Wed 12 Dec 2018 04:26:14 No.37199873 Report

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Sopa de macaco una delisia

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 04:28:31 No.37199883 Report

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>>37199858
Granted but what you wish never existed already never existed to begin with

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 04:37:45 No.37199925 Report

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>>37194424
This. OP is not a monkey's paw situation at all. It's just a fucking trade off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 06:15:00 No.37200279 Report

Quoted By: >>37200328

>>37197095
Granted, it's now literally just Tiger Mask. Like, they took Tiger Mask and put him into the game unedited. He makes a full appearance in every Pokemon or Pokemon-related game until the franchise ends, even the Let's Go Togepi/Marill games.

I wish for the next Pseudo to be an OU-viable non-Dragon-type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 06:35:10 No.37200328 Report

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>>37200279
Granted, it's a Whatever/Flying-type designed like a dragon, Charizard and Gyarados-style, instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 06:57:00 No.37200391 Report

Quoted By: >>37200441

I wish we'd gotten a Z version where you could apprentice under the gym leaders and E4 members in the postgame and earn their outfits if they matched your character's gender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 07:14:19 No.37200441 Report

Quoted By: >>37200463

>>37200391
Granted, but the games is ridiculously short and easy by only having two gym leaders, the gym leaders and elite four all wear generic clothes that you can just buy in the shops, and the postgame is just a rematch with the elite four with slightly higher level pokemon.

I wish there was a colloseum remake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 07:24:57 No.37200463 Report

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>>37200441
Granted, but Rui flaps her gums even more than Ultra S&M Rotom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 12:13:20 No.37201052 Report

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>>37194080
That's not monkey's paw, OP. Those are two unrelated things, it's just a tradeoff. Monkey's paw is when what you state you want is granted, but in a subversive and negative way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 12:20:38 No.37201063 Report

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>>37197145
How is that bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 12:34:23 No.37201091 Report

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accelerock is no longer a signature move and minior can learn it

>>37196941
granted but its because of a horribly ugly mega

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 12:41:54 No.37201105 Report

Quoted By: >>37201107 >>37201108

I wish for a bug type mascot legendary.

>>37194897

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 12:43:13 No.37201107 Report

Quoted By: >>37201108

>>37201105
granted but its a mythical event only 100 in all stats mew clone and tournament banned

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 12:44:13 No.37201108 Report

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>>37201107
i'm retarded you said mascot legendary
>>37201105
granted but its 100 in all stats mewclone and its secondary type is grass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 13:13:50 No.37201178 Report

Quoted By: >>37201184

>>37194080
Cutscenes are made skippable.
>Rotomdex stays as a staple for the series, talks even more and talks about the cutscene you just skipped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 13:16:44 No.37201184 Report

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>>37201178
Granted - animated cutscenes (such as Nebby evolving) can now be skipped. However, NPC encounters preceded by a fade to black (such as when Lillie and Hau show up) are untouched.

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