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Quoted By: >>37204813
>be me
>be in 5th grade
>have this friend lets call him gayshit
>gayshit obsessed with pokemon
>gayshit gives me gx and some ex cards
>fast forward a month
>gayshit wants to trade some 2nd grader for his shiny groudon
>i want to get more cards so i give him my mega charizard y to help him with the trade
>turns out gayshit is an ungrateful little shit
>after he gets cockblocked by a 2nd grader i ask him to give me my shitty card back
>he laughs and says no
>i headlock his ass when the bell rings
>he still fuckin laughs like a fucking psycho
>go to class
>get called to office
>turns out gayshit is a snitch
>i "scratched" his fuckin neck
>i go home
>next day gayshit doesnt show up
>he sends me a message talking about betrayal and shit
>turns out he switched schools
>turns out he got hit by a car one day while walking home
>mfw a charizard killed a child
>mfw i used scratch on a child
>mfw im a pokemon
>be in 5th grade
>have this friend lets call him gayshit
>gayshit obsessed with pokemon
>gayshit gives me gx and some ex cards
>fast forward a month
>gayshit wants to trade some 2nd grader for his shiny groudon
>i want to get more cards so i give him my mega charizard y to help him with the trade
>turns out gayshit is an ungrateful little shit
>after he gets cockblocked by a 2nd grader i ask him to give me my shitty card back
>he laughs and says no
>i headlock his ass when the bell rings
>he still fuckin laughs like a fucking psycho
>go to class
>get called to office
>turns out gayshit is a snitch
>i "scratched" his fuckin neck
>i go home
>next day gayshit doesnt show up
>he sends me a message talking about betrayal and shit
>turns out he switched schools
>turns out he got hit by a car one day while walking home
>mfw a charizard killed a child
>mfw i used scratch on a child
>mfw im a pokemon
