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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 17:59:49 No.37207358 View View Reply Original Report

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Objectively speaking, which pokemon is the cutest?

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 18:00:54 No.37207367 Report

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the one I think is cutest because my opinion is objective fact

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 18:04:48 No.37207384 Report

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>>37207367
Which one?

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 18:05:17 No.37207389 Report

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>>37207358

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 20:15:57 No.37207996 Report

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>>37207358
you posted it

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 20:17:24 No.37208006 Report

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Pikachu, obviously.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 21:13:37 No.37208345 Report

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>>37207358
Ditto has the perfect smile so its the cutest

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 21:16:46 No.37208356 Report

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chikorita.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 21:17:07 No.37208358 Report

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>>37207358
I hope they're both girls

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 21:17:51 No.37208362 Report

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>>37207358
I hope they're both boys

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 21:22:35 No.37208398 Report

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all of them

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 21:24:05 No.37208411 Report

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 21:24:31 No.37208414 Report

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>>37207358
Pikachu

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 21:26:57 No.37208429 Report

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I want to fuck furret

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 21:31:32 No.37208450 Report

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 21:47:49 No.37208516 Report

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Minun.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 22:00:01 No.37208568 Report

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Phanpy, the thought of cuddling a cute pygmy elephant would brighten even the darkest of my moods.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 22:51:44 No.37208840 Report

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This guy

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 01:41:02 No.37209573 Report

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>>37207358
Hydreigon is the cutest!
>very fluffy
>adorable tummy rumbles when it's hungry
>looks so precious when it's done eating
>most smiles per capita
>can carry children safely over land, across the sea, or through the air
>loves to beg for treats
>feels warm when you hug it
>cute lil fangs
>makes cute little mistakes because it's not used to seeing
>not very good at hide-and-seek

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 01:41:34 No.37209583 Report

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Eevee.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 01:47:58 No.37209616 Report

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Dis nigga

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 01:55:12 No.37209641 Report

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underrated qt

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 03:28:32 No.37210011 Report

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>>37207358
not furret that's for fucking sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 03:42:11 No.37210064 Report

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I don't know which pokemon is the cutest
But every pokemon deserves a hug

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 03:56:03 No.37210125 Report

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 05:34:05 No.37210461 Report

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>>37207358
objectively? this one

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 05:46:54 No.37210493 Report

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Salazzle is pure, cute, and for hug!

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 05:47:43 No.37210498 Report

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>>37208411
though this is definitely just a shitpost it still has dwelled in my head all day and I find it genuinely appalling and discomforting to think about ;_;

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 07:37:29 No.37210541 Report

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>>37210498
That just means you're a good person who has a soul, unlike whoever wrote that thing

Nosepass Anon

Nosepass Anon Fri 14 Dec 2018 07:37:51 No.37210543 Report

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>>37207358
Bellossom

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 07:38:52 No.37210545 Report

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only perfect spheres allowed

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 10:38:56 No.37211038 Report

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>>37208411
>burying a 5'11" rodent in a shoebox

Do they live with a clown or something?

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 12:30:43 No.37211304 Report

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Look how cute this fuzzy orange boy is

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 13:26:42 No.37211426 Report

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>>37208411
>As Jack got closer to the preschool, the euphoric rush would be front and center in his mind... but in the back of his mind, he felt a strange sense of... unease.
>As if he were being watched. And he was.
>Flocks of Murkrow stared at him from the treeline. Eyes in his periphery- translucent Misdreavus and Mismagius in the shadows, from the cemetary he passed- watched his every move.
>Even the Espeon that typically sat near the front steps of the preschool was strangely absent... at least, to his eyes. In reality, she was perched on the roof, staring down at Jack, into Jack.
>The world grew a little more silent, as the Pokemon around him either ran, or watched, wary and waiting.
>They knew.

>Two days later, Jack would find himself fired from his job, as a teacher's assistant. The teacher stated that she feared for her safety, and the safety of her children- and it wouldn't take long to find out which Psychic-type clued her in.
>Two days after that, Jack would be found near the cemetery, babbling incoherently.
>What words could be understood, spoke of ghosts and demons, coming to exact revenge- and he'd beg, plead to be taken far away.
>And he would- to an insane asylum, a prisoner of his own mind, in a padded cell, far away from the Ghost and Psychic types that had broken him.

>There is a reason that, in the Pokemon universe, animal cruelty is nigh-unheard of.
>In the Pokemon universe, the "animals" are intelligent, with minds of their own- and with power beyond mortal men.
>They know, when one of their own has been wronged, or taken from the mortal coil. And like the stories we tell of the fey in our world, Pokemon do not take kindly to those who wrong them.

While it's not as canon-breaking as the guy-who-rapes-a-gardevoir copypasta, yeah, it still bends the imagination for someone to get away with the murder of a Pokemon in a universe where magic, psychics, literal ghosts, and vague dark powers are controlled by the wildlife.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 13:39:56 No.37211452 Report

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>>37207358
fluffy furnace

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 15:10:52 No.37211685 Report

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>>37210541

I think just a few months ago the anon who wrote that and a bunch of the other "abuse-pastas" came out that someone had diddled them as a kid and they were in therapy for it.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 16:12:11 No.37211888 Report

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>>37208411
Arceus freaking heck, man. I know it's fake but I still felt disgusted and angry.

>>37211426
The only fate I'd accept for this Furret murderer. Also I like the realistic consequence here of killing around creatures far more sentient, and arguably sapient, than in real life.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 17:49:14 No.37212233 Report

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>>37211426
Did you write that? It's a good continuation.

>>37211685
I didn't know that. Now I feel bad for them. But I still hate abusepasta stuff. I can barely bring myself to read stories where Pokemon (or real animals for that matter) get abused and hurt like that.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 20:22:49 No.37212766 Report

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>>37208411

god damnit /adp/ stop shitposting on /vp/

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 20:28:13 No.37212786 Report

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unironically

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 20:33:55 No.37212797 Report

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Cutest full evolved starter

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 20:34:56 No.37212803 Report

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>>37211426
Thank you for fixing what would have been a ruined day for me

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 20:35:57 No.37212806 Report

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>>37212786
the derpy ones are the cutest. Slowpoke, Snubbul, Munchlax, Bidoof.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 20:40:44 No.37212820 Report

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 22:51:58 No.37213384 Report

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>>37211888
>>37212233
>>37212803
Yep. Saw the abusepasta, felt disgusted, ree'd a little 'cause there's no way he'd get away with it... and decided to channel that disgust and ree-ing into my writemuscles. Thank you, and you're welcome.

Also, back to the topic of the thread, tossing in the adorable Stufful.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 22:53:54 No.37213397 Report

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This one.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 22:54:10 No.37213401 Report

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>>37212797
Until gen 7

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Anonymous Fri 14 Dec 2018 22:55:14 No.37213405 Report

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>>37213397
absolutely

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Anonymous Sat 15 Dec 2018 00:40:57 No.37213994 Report

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>>37211304
he is a good boy!

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Anonymous Sat 15 Dec 2018 02:23:17 No.37214432 Report

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>>37211304
I'd give him so many hugs

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