>>37246326Bust out my shiny Tapu Koko and KO those bitches and their Pokémon. Then have my Pokémon pick them up, put them on my private boat, and we sail to the middle of the Alolan ocean. I prepare a nice crab dinner with all the fixins. They wake up at a dinner table with me at the head and all of my Pokémon standing menacingly behind me. I say "relax, guy; eat, bubbala, eat" as I crack crab claws with my bear hands. The implications present when waking up in such a scenario are extremely intimidating so they submit to my will. After leading them up to the bedroom I transform into my full bear form, shatter the portal window and shove those bitches through into the ocean. I toss a couple Poké Balls containing Mantine out the window, and say "Rrrrraaowrrr." Realizing I'm still in full bear form, I revert and say, "Those Mantine are Level 1. You won't get a 2nd chance." I run out to the fore of the boat, put on sunglasses even though it's nighttime, and shout "YEEEEEAH" as my boat heads back to Melemele. When I get back I release Tapu Koko and the Skull grunts' Pokémon so they can protect the island while I'm gone. I open up an Ultra Wormhole through sheer force of will, and sail through in search of more crab dinner
