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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 11:14:55 No.37323657 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>37323704 >>37323735 >>37323764 >>37324037 >>37324552 >>37324943 >>37328268 >>37331788

>It circles in the sky, keeping a keen eye out for Pokémon in a weakened state. Its choicest food is Cubone. (M)
>It skillfully arranges the bones of its prey to construct its nest. Most of the bones are Cubone. (US)

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 11:23:52 No.37323673 Report

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>When this Pokémon sings, it never pauses to breathe. If it is in a battle against an opponent that does not easily fall asleep, Jigglypuff cannot breathe, endangering its life. (Sa)
>Recordings of Jigglypuff's strange lullabies can be purchased from department stores. These CDs can be found near the bedding area. (US)

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 11:32:13 No.37323695 Report

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>When its head was bitten, toxins entered Slowpoke's head and unlocked an extraordinary power. (Si)
>Every time it yawns, Shellder injects more poison into it. The poison makes it more intelligent. (C)
>Slowking undertakes research every day in an effort to solve the mysteries of the world. However, this Pokémon apparently forgets everything it has learned if the Shellder on its head comes off. (R/S)
>This Pokémon is so famed for its intellect that a proverb still persists in some regions: "When in doubt, ask Slowking." (M)
>It's constantly coming up with new ideas that would change the world, but as soon as it hits upon a new idea, it forgets it. (US)
>It's called “the sage of the sea.” It engages in battles of wits with Oranguru, but the result is usually a draw. (UM)

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 11:35:19 No.37323704 Report

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>>37323657
>Kills weakened Pokémon and makes a nest of the remains
Mandubuzz is brutal. I bet it would get along with Cacturne.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 11:49:39 No.37323735 Report

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>>37323657
I met someone on Tinder who's favourite Pokemon was cubone and i just messaged her with a picture of a Mandibuzz and her pokedex entry

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 11:59:42 No.37323764 Report

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>>37323657
>Mandibuzz preys on Cubone in Alola
>Marowak decides the best way to handle this is to become weak to Dark

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 13:22:27 No.37323935 Report

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>>37323735
>tfw when my single mom died when I was pretty young
>pokemon fan since forever, can associate incredibly well with cubone
>never really get over it, but cubone reminds me that I'm never really alone
>discover tinder in life, like any girl with troubles and parent issues.
>Try to include my favorite 'mon into my profile, maybe find some cool dudes with sympathy
>find a few okay dudes, a few chads, and one dorky 4/10 lanklet
>pity swipe right on him
>match
>oops.jpeg
>Out of nowhere he asks me if I want to suck his cubone
>"Ew." Disgusted by this wallpapered skelly.
>Sends death threats to favorite Pokemon and generally nerds out on me
>mfw

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 13:25:48 No.37323942 Report

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>>37323935
actually it is a 45 year old autistic guy i found on a gay dating site

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 13:32:00 No.37323961 Report

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> Additional software was installed to make it a better Pokémon. It began acting oddly, however. (DP)
> Its programming was modified to enable work in alien dimensions. It did not work as planned. (Pt)
>Its program was modified to facilitate extra-dimensional activities, but that led to noticeably strange behavior. (M)

And this piece of shit comes along, removing all the ambiguity and completely missing the point:

>Its behavior is noticeably unstable, which is apparently due to the incompetence of the engineer who updated its programming. (US)

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 13:34:50 No.37323967 Report

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>>37323735
>i just messaged her with a picture of a Mandibuzz and her pokedex entry
>her
>>37323942
also
>browsing gay dating sites
+
>saving pictures of adult gay men

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 13:38:15 No.37323975 Report

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>>37323942
Gotta love that cubone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czH-blt7jsw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 13:39:00 No.37323977 Report

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>>37323961
I believe it is a conspiracy to blame the poor overworked engineer instead of the establishment expecting him to create something impossible.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 13:44:10 No.37323987 Report

Quoted By: >>37324003 >>37324027 >>37324497

>A contest is under way to determine which one can stick its tongue out the farthest. The current record is...more than 82 feet. (US)
Did the bulbapedo editor misspell 8.2 or is it real? Can someone confirm this?

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 13:48:10 No.37324003 Report

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>>37323987
Why do you think hes so fat? His tongue is rolled up inside.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 13:53:58 No.37324027 Report

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>>37323987
It's real. All the other countries have it as 25 meter, which is about 82 feet.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 13:56:44 No.37324037 Report

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>>37323657
This dex entry is the single best thing added by USUM and might be my favourite of all time.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 13:57:14 No.37324039 Report

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>Its body is as hard as bedrock. By venting pressurized gas, it can launch itself like a rocket.
>Its shell is as hard as sheet rock, and it is also very strong. Its thrashing can topple a mountain.
>Pupitar creates a gas inside its body that it compresses and forcefully ejects to propel itself like a jet. The body is very durable--it avoids damage even if it hits solid steel.
>This troublesome Pokémon can't wait to evolve, so it relieves its stress by wildly propelling itself around using compressed gas.
>This dangerous pupa thrashes about. Its shell is as hard as bedrock, containing its gradually forming new body within.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 15:49:27 No.37324470 Report

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>>37324037
Holy fuck that's good

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 15:53:47 No.37324484 Report

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>>37323764
At least their bones are no longer useless

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 15:55:50 No.37324497 Report

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>>37323987

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 15:57:59 No.37324511 Report

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>>37324497
as a 21st century gentleman, born 2001, i miss these.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 16:02:47 No.37324527 Report

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>>37324039
>Its shell is as hard as sheet rock

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 16:08:18 No.37324547 Report

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>>37324470
Drampa was my favourite mon in the Gen VII reveals season so this was an amazing addition when I got UM. Even moreso because it's ability is fucking Berserk.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 16:08:48 No.37324552 Report

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>>37323657

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 16:10:54 No.37324561 Report

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>>37324552
>soon

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 16:16:06 No.37324583 Report

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>>37323695
>Deep in the jungle, high in the lofty canopy, this Pokémon abides. On rare occasions, it shows up at the beach to match wits with Slowking. (M)
>It normally spends its time meditating in the treetops. It throws Poké Balls and gives other Pokémon orders as it pleases.(US)
Another amazing mon. Literally smart enough to become a Pokemon trainer if it wanted to. That's a level of sentience and self-awareness far beyond most.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 16:46:26 No.37324717 Report

Quoted By: >>37324805

>>37324583
SM/USUM's Pokedex has some really good entries to be honest.
Also the bottom entry really makes sense considering its signature move.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 17:08:20 No.37324805 Report

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>>37324717
>Also the bottom entry really makes sense considering its signature move.
A little after SM launched one of my casual mates challeneged me to doubles. Said I couldn't use a fucking articuno but he was using mega-salamence so I absolutely destroyed his anus with a trickroom oranguru dragalgae combo. Instruct is just so much fun to play with.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 17:35:02 No.37324943 Report

Quoted By: >>37324964 >>37325025 >>37325369

>>37323657
I like to think the Cubone that survive still lose their mothers to Mandibuzz, so they eventually evolve and avenge her, only to realize they made a Vullaby an orphan...

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 17:39:29 No.37324964 Report

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>>37324943
Deep like my love for you anon.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 17:59:29 No.37325025 Report

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>>37324943
Do none of these fucking pokemon have dads?

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 18:14:56 No.37325100 Report

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>>37325025
They do, it's just the dads were going out to get a pack of cigarettes, they'll be back anytime now.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 18:39:52 No.37325229 Report

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>>37325100
to their spouses bloody corpse

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 19:10:22 No.37325369 Report

Quoted By: >>37325407 >>37326006 >>37326319

>>37324943
There is literally nothing a marowak or Cubone could do to hurt Mandibuzz, especially an alolan one.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 19:17:22 No.37325407 Report

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>>37325369
>what is level difference

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 21:05:37 No.37326006 Report

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>>37325369
>What is Flare Blitz

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 21:07:28 No.37326015 Report

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>>37326006
nothing

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 22:08:34 No.37326319 Report

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>>37325369
I guess Meraine and Toxapex don't actually eat Corsola neither.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 22:19:17 No.37326366 Report

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>>37326015
See >>37325407

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2019 22:40:31 No.37326479 Report

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>>37324037
good grandpa dragon

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 02:02:27 No.37327592 Report

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>>37324547
>Even moreso because it's ability is fucking Berserk
just imagine
>standard-poisoned
>leftovers
>nearly 45% health
>each end of turn berserksgot triggered ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 04:26:15 No.37328268 Report

Quoted By: >>37328308 >>37328749

>>37323657
All of the megas have pretty metal pokedex entries.
Mega Gyarados
Sun: Mega Evolution also affects its brain, leaving no other function except its destructive instinct to burn everything to cinders.

Mega Scizor
Ultra Sun: It stores the excess energy from Mega Evolution, so after a long time passes, its body starts to melt.

Mega Tyranitar
Ultra Sun: Due to the colossal power poured into it, this Pokémon's back split right open. Its destructive instincts are the only thing keeping it moving.

Mega Glalie
Moon: It envelops prey in its mouth, freezing them instantly. But its jaw is dislocated, so it's unable to eat them.

https://www.deviantart.com/2234083174/journal/All-Mega-Pokemon-Pokedex-Entries-736403897

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 04:33:48 No.37328308 Report

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>>37328268
>Tyranitar's back split open
>Its destructive instincts are the only thing keeping it moving

I haven't seen this one yet holy fuck

Don't forget Garchomp's wings MELTING to form scythes and Kangaskhan fearing for its child's future
No fucking wonder Mega Evolving requires a strong bond between trainers and Pokemon

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 06:15:12 No.37328749 Report

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>>37328268
Mega Metagross
When it knows it can't win, it digs the claws on its legs into its opponent and starts the countdown to a big explosion.
>Can't win
>ALLAHU ACKBAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 09:46:22 No.37329668 Report

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Cryogonal:
>They are born in snow clouds. They use chains made of ice crystals to capture prey. (W)
>They are composed of ice crystals. They capture prey with chains of ice, freezing the prey at -148° F. (BW2)

Gardevoir:
>Gardevoir has the psychokinetic power to distort the dimensions and create a small black hole. This Pokémon will try to protect its Trainer even at the risk of its own life. (S)
>To protect its Trainer, it will expend all its psychic power to create a small black hole. (Pt)

Theese entries makes me wish they would have been released in gen 6 or 7, that way they would have gotten signature moves or abilities based on those concepts.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 11:11:22 No.37330051 Report

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Anime:
>Ninetales, Alola Form. The Fox Pokémon. An Ice and Fairy type. This peaceful Pokémon is known to rescue people from treacherous mountain accidents.
Ultra Sun:
>The reason it guides people all the way down to the mountain’s base is that it wants them to hurry up and leave.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 11:39:36 No.37330188 Report

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>Known for forming harmonious couples, this Pokémon is brought to wedding ceremonies as a good luck charm.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 11:54:33 No.37330245 Report

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Ultra Moon:
>Because so many Trainers like the way Pikachu looks, you don’t see this Pokémon very often.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 18:15:38 No.37331697 Report

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Banette:
>Resentment at being cast off made it spring into being. Some say that treating it well will satisfy it, and it will once more become a stuffed toy.
Jellicent:
>Jellicent is always hanging around fancy cruise ships and tankers, hoping to drag away its prey.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 18:18:02 No.37331709 Report

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Stories go that it grabs the hands of small children and drags them away to the afterlife. It dislikes heavy children.
Moon

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 18:29:46 No.37331769 Report

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 18:33:09 No.37331788 Report

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>>37323657
This kind of edgy shit is so retarded.
They write edgy crap like that but at the same time makes the franchise become more and more kid friendly and have everyone be "friend".

They should have kept the early idea of both Pokemon and animals existing, with animals being inferior creatures without powers who serve as food for humans and pokemon.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 18:42:29 No.37331828 Report

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>>37330245
RAICHU HAS SUFFERED ENOUGH FFS

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 18:47:49 No.37331854 Report

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Ultra Sun
>If it gets wet, its body melts. When rain starts to fall, it wraps its whole body up with its psychic powers to protect itself.
Ultra Moon
>The ancient people who made it apparently modeled it after something that descended from the sky. It fires beams from both arms.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 18:51:08 No.37331872 Report

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Also, if the people who made claydol were around where wormholes were opening up, this entry makes some sense.
>An ancient clay figurine that came to life as a Pokémon from exposure to a mysterious ray of light.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 23:27:19 No.37333619 Report

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It can spontaneously become enraged. Everyone near it clears out as it rampages, and the resulting loneliness makes it angrier still.
Its raging tires it out and causes it to fall asleep, but the anger resonating in its dreams causes it to wake up—which infuriates it all over again.
The smallest of things could cause it to lose its temper. Because it doesn’t hold in its stress, this Pokémon can live a long time.
If one gets angry, all the others around it will get angry, so silence is a rare visitor in a troop of Mankey.
It has been known to become so angry that it dies as a result. Its face looks peaceful in death, however.
Some researchers theorize that Primeape remains angry even when inside a Poké Ball.
The blood vessels in its brain are sturdier than those of other Pokémon, so it can stay healthy despite its constant raging.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 23:54:32 No.37333771 Report

Quoted By: >>37334706

>It has been known to become so angry that it dies as a result. Its face looks peaceful in death, however.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Jan 2019 02:53:01 No.37334706 Report

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>>37333771
It must get pretty angry if it dies despite a third of the entries mentioning that its brain is built to handle getting constantly angry.

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