>>37342647Y'know what the opposite of big balls is?
Massive tiddies.
We just don't hear much about female tanuki 'cause they just tend to hang out around bars duping men out of their money while getting free food and booze never to be found out that they're magic, also shapeshifters. Male tanuki always gotta have some kind of scheme or trick up their sleeve that blows their cover, bitches never get caught.