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Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 15:14:19 No.37360755 View View Reply Original Report

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You have the ability to make only one species a real species. Which one do you choose and why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 15:15:16 No.37360759 Report

Quoted By: >>37362620 >>37362665 >>37364348

Jirachi so I can wish to make the rest real

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 18:38:22 No.37361667 Report

Quoted By: >>37361673 >>37362598

Chansey. The world is a shitty place, we don’t need anything thar can cause mass destruction or more suffering. Chansey would help so many people working in hospitals and doctor offices and clinics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 18:39:19 No.37361673 Report

Quoted By: >>37362366

>>37361667
that's gay, i choose gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 21:24:34 No.37362366 Report

Quoted By: >>37362588

>>37361673
I wouldn't mind fucking a chansey tbqh

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Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 21:31:18 No.37362399 Report

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>>37360755
Meloetta because she is a sexy piece of ass. I don't care if she has no genitalia due to her genderless nature, she is straight up wife material.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 21:34:36 No.37362416 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 21:38:18 No.37362431 Report

Quoted By: >>37362590

>>37362399
She's like 2 feet tall though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 21:56:29 No.37362552 Report

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>>37360755
Charizard because I want to fuck one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 22:05:04 No.37362588 Report

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>>37362366
You’d get the same health benefit and a softer vagina if you chose Audino though

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Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 22:05:20 No.37362590 Report

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>>37362431
You say that like it's a bad thing. She's the perfect size and weight to be easily scooped up in one's arms and snuggled with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 22:07:05 No.37362598 Report

Quoted By: >>37364802

>>37361667
>female only species
>nothing to breed with
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 22:07:15 No.37362600 Report

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Audino

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 22:10:41 No.37362617 Report

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Necrozma. So it can steal light and stuff like that and make the world worse off and more miserable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 22:12:19 No.37362620 Report

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>>37360759
First post best post. Also underrated.

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Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 22:19:01 No.37362665 Report

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>>37360759
>>37362620
You never watched the jirachi movie right faggots? it can't really grant any wishes in it.

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Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 22:23:12 No.37362683 Report

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>>37362665
>movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 22:33:47 No.37362740 Report

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>>37362683
>BUT MOVIES AREN'T CANON

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Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 22:36:54 No.37362757 Report

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>>37362740
I'm glad you understand. Make sure to take notes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 23:03:14 No.37362904 Report

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>>37362757
I take notes on you killing yourself. Retard.
I am sure the pokedex entries make a lot of sense with indian elephant bullshit and magcargo being hotter than the sun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Jan 2019 23:24:28 No.37362988 Report

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Krabby because they look like they're probably delicious. Kingler's big claw would probably be quite the delicacy too, if it could evolve.

Alternatively, finneon so another generic fish can be added to the ocean and nobody would care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 03:35:40 No.37364284 Report

Quoted By: >>37364315 >>37364342

>>37360755
Arceus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 03:39:48 No.37364308 Report

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Arceus so I can create every other 'mon + the other Pokemony shit if I want
And also since he's essentially god I would erase any fucker from existence lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 03:40:54 No.37364315 Report

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>>37364284
did we just have an almost perfect timing at posting holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 03:43:08 No.37364329 Report

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Mew i could clone all the other pokemon from its DNA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 03:45:26 No.37364342 Report

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>>37364284
This.

I can literally create anything I wanted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 03:46:51 No.37364348 Report

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>>37360755
skarmory
>>37360759
haha

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Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 04:00:07 No.37364389 Report

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>every toy/plush pokemon that exists in the real world becomes a voltorb

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Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 04:04:21 No.37364409 Report

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>>37362904
>I take notes on you killing yourself. Retard

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Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 04:19:18 No.37364457 Report

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Hypnosis
Dream Eater
Heal Pulse
Recycle + Leppa berry

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Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 04:24:28 No.37364471 Report

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>>37360755

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Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 04:26:44 No.37364478 Report

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>Magikarp spreads agressively and takes over every ecosystem
>no residential lake is safe from a Gyrados spontaneously appearing

Fun stuff.

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Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 05:26:50 No.37364653 Report

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Giant, cat-eating dragonflies. What can possibly go wrong?

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Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 06:00:37 No.37364767 Report

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>>37360755
Name a single downside to tropius. You can't.

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Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 06:09:48 No.37364802 Report

Quoted By: >>37371854

>>37362598

Chansey is not for lewd!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 06:10:53 No.37364806 Report

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>>37360755
Gengar, so now ghosts can be real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 06:13:03 No.37364819 Report

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>>37360755
Arceus, so it can join our current Gods in being an unseen asshole who does nothing.

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Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 13:49:19 No.37366075 Report

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>>37360755
This fat and succulent borb

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 21:36:44 No.37368187 Report

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Arceus, because then a god will finally be real and isis can stop being pricks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 21:44:44 No.37368217 Report

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>>37360755
Eeevee, it's one of the most feasilble pokemon to exist IRL yet for some reason no species was able to evolve to look similar to it.

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Anonymous Sat 12 Jan 2019 22:43:07 No.37368496 Report

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>>37362399
Good choice
Melo is perfection

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Anonymous Sun 13 Jan 2019 04:28:20 No.37370453 Report

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>>37362665
>ashnime

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Jan 2019 11:08:32 No.37371854 Report

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>>37364802
People would hunt Chansey to steal her egg

>>37364767
People would clip their wings to use in foods (banana leaf wrapped shit)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Jan 2019 12:17:42 No.37372089 Report

Quoted By: >>37373079

Onix/Steelix line.

I think the world would be more interesting with giant rock/steel snakes roaring through the deserts and mountains.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Jan 2019 16:41:07 No.37373079 Report

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>>37372089
>mountains
Literally warzones
You really wouldn't see steelix all that much unless you're busy mining deep in the earth and even then Steelix would be the worst encounter possible since wilds are always hostile.
Repel better be a thing because anyone who goes that deep is dead within a work week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Jan 2019 18:45:13 No.37373695 Report

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>>37360755
Growlithe. No contest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Jan 2019 20:30:38 No.37374369 Report

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>>37360755
GUzzLORD!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Jan 2019 20:37:14 No.37374405 Report

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Gigalith line. because rock monsters would be pretty cool irl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Jan 2019 20:38:03 No.37374409 Report

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>>37360755
Rotoms for everyone!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Jan 2019 21:17:28 No.37374697 Report

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>>37360755
Zapdos and Ditto.
Zapdos since he naturally discharged electricity
Have Ditto mimic him and discharge electricity in containment centers while pumping them full of Max Elixir.

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