On the off chance that you're serious, I'll be nice and tell you that you're wasting your time asking /vp/. Maybe you thought "it's 4chan, surely there are tonnes of people there and and at least a few will check it out," but that just goes to show how little you know about this website.
If you're just baiting, which I'll admit is much more likely, congrats, you got me to respond. Now kill yourself for making such a shit thread.