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Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 20:18:06 No.37397478 View View Reply Original Report

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My roommate caught me "playing" with my Lillie figure. Now she's constantly avoiding me. Normally I wouldn't care but I need her for financial reasons. Do you think she thinks that I'm a creep? How do I remedy this situation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 20:19:21 No.37397485 Report

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>>37397478
We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 20:20:16 No.37397487 Report

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Just say you have asperger and dramatically cry afterwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 20:20:23 No.37397488 Report

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>>37397478
>my mom caught me putting my tiny penis under lillies dress and is ashamed that im her son

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 20:21:47 No.37397495 Report

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>>37397485
I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps! I'm a woman! I like my men dangerous... Mysterious... You want to be my lover?! Earn it! Seduce me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 20:21:52 No.37397496 Report

Quoted By: >>37397582

>>37397478
Hot glue that figure and then kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 20:24:47 No.37397511 Report

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>>37397478
Act like it never happened.
If she brings it up just tell her the truth and don't be creepy about it. Be ccareful next time when you're having some me-time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 20:27:05 No.37397522 Report

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>>37397478
You're not even an original degenerate, at least wait out the Seal thread before you make a convincing shitpost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 20:38:46 No.37397582 Report

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>>37397496
Bought a pre-owned Nami figure once. It smelled like dried spit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 20:45:30 No.37397613 Report

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>>37397495
Kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 20:46:45 No.37397620 Report

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>>37397613
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 20:49:05 No.37397639 Report

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>>37397478
She now knows that you're someone who gets off to little kids. Of course she thinks you're a creep.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 21:03:46 No.37397723 Report

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>having figurines of little girls
>”playing” with them
>”playing” with them when you have a roomate
>”playing with them” when you have a roomate that’s a girl

I hate to be this way, but you brought this upon yourself. The most you can do is try to mitigate the damage and learn from your mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 21:07:13 No.37397734 Report

Quoted By: >>37397746

>>37397478
rape her haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 21:10:17 No.37397746 Report

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>>37397734
She isn't that attractive

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 21:11:11 No.37397750 Report

Quoted By: >>37397761

>>37397613
im a man and im smaller than most women
checkmate atheist

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 21:11:19 No.37397751 Report

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>>37397746
you don't know how attractive she is down there, come on faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 21:13:19 No.37397761 Report

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>>37397750
sad, now I will try to fuck more, for you, I can not waste this 20cm cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2019 21:33:40 No.37397844 Report

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>>37397478
>Do you think she thinks that I'm a creep?
yes, that's because you are a creep

Anonymous

Anonymous ## Mod Thu 17 Jan 2019 21:51:37 No.37397916 Report

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