>buy the game used on eBay for 30 dollars
>curious to see how bad it is
>jerky animations an immediate turn off
>i step into viridian forest and see a shiny metapod in the first fucking patch of grass
>wtf.jpg
>motion controls are absolute shit with balls flying all over the place with the exact same motion

I hope I’ll be able to make a profit when I resell this in a few days because this is ridiculous and surpasses all my worst expectations.

I’d hate to have kids first Pokemon game be this experience, it’s embarrassing and anyone defending it at even a 30 dollar price point must be entirely ironic.