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>be me
>young aspiring trainer
>pretty unpopular with girls
>whatever, why would they want to be with a nth-rate trainer?
>Finally get around to training some proper Pokémon
>make sure to always have my partner, Pikachu with me
>get a few badges
>meet some cool friends along the way
>weeks later
>way better at this than I thought
>already have all 8 badges
>Pikachu is looking way stronger too
>saved Silph co from some thugs with shit fashion sense
>president practically blows me, gives me their super experimental one-of-a-kind pokéball
>save it for later, don't want to waste it on something retarded
>STILL no girls
>whatever, haven't even attempted the Indigo League yet
>navigate through the hellish maze known as "victory road"
>get to elite four
>get my shit kicked in
>train for months
>beat them
>team is tenderized, just finish KO-ing Lance's last Dragonite
>bastard has 3 of those fuckers
"Great job, but the Champion still awaits!"
>allmywut.jpg
"Champion?"
"Oh, yes, someone else has already came through and swept through us: one last challenge remains!"
>fuck
>use the last of my potions to recuperate my tenderized team
>Champion is hard as shit
>hold out for as long as I can
>I've come too far to lose now
>beat him with the skin off my teeth
>holy shit
HOLY SHIT
>I'm the new Champion